Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Jagjit Singh singing -
"Ye daulat bhi lelo,
ye shohrat bhi lelo... "
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Suddenly Pappu stands up & says-
Main to bahut pareshan hun, meri to aurat bhi lelo

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Life Me kitne bhi
Dukh mile
Gam mile
apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
rokna mat
Kyuki
ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hai!

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Added 9 years ago

('.') Lo ji
<)'(> arz
_/'/_ kiya hai.
Dunia mein bahut
Dard-e-tanhai hai

\('',)/''wah
\ \ wah
_/ \_ wah
zalimo tum b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hai.

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Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

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santa: I Love You.
She: I'm Lesbian.
santa: Lesbian Matlab?
She: Jisko Ladkiyo Mei Interest Ho.
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Santa: Oyee..De Taali,
I'm Also Lesbian. mujhe bhi ladkiyo
me intrest hai
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Ak bar tej barish ke sath bijali kadak rahi thi.
usi time ak sharabi gir gaya.
sharabi-pahle gira diya ab photo leta hai

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Added 9 years ago

mummy say to baby- beta so ja nahi to
gabbar aa jayega...
Acp say to daya- daya gadi jaldi bhaga
nahi to khuni bhag jayega...

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Disco baar me kyu hai dhamal.
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Disco baar me kyu hai dhammal.
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Acp: Daya surkshit kale mere bal
vasmol ne kiya kmal

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Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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Wah-wah..
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Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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ACP- ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna
Jail main.

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LETEST FOR CID FANS,
A for apple B for banana wah wah!
A for apple B for banana
Kuch bhi ho jaye daya Goli mat chalana.

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