Jagjit Singh singing -
"Ye daulat bhi lelo,
ye shohrat bhi lelo... "
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Suddenly Pappu stands up & says-
Main to bahut pareshan hun, meri to aurat bhi lelo
Life Me kitne bhi
Dukh mile
Gam mile
apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
rokna mat
Kyuki
ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hai!
('.') Lo ji
<)'(> arz
_/'/_ kiya hai.
Dunia mein bahut
Dard-e-tanhai hai
\('',)/''wah
\ \ wah
_/ \_ wah
zalimo tum b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hai.
Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.
santa: I Love You.
She: I'm Lesbian.
santa: Lesbian Matlab?
She: Jisko Ladkiyo Mei Interest Ho.
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Santa: Oyee..De Taali,
I'm Also Lesbian. mujhe bhi ladkiyo
me intrest hai
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Ak bar tej barish ke sath bijali kadak rahi thi.
usi time ak sharabi gir gaya.
sharabi-pahle gira diya ab photo leta hai
mummy say to baby- beta so ja nahi to
gabbar aa jayega...
Acp say to daya- daya gadi jaldi bhaga
nahi to khuni bhag jayega...
Disco baar me kyu hai dhamal.
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Disco baar me kyu hai dhammal.
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Acp: Daya surkshit kale mere bal
vasmol ne kiya kmal
Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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Wah-wah..
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Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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ACP- ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna
Jail main.
LETEST FOR CID FANS,
A for apple B for banana wah wah!
A for apple B for banana
Kuch bhi ho jaye daya Goli mat chalana.