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Bacha:" Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye..
Roz roz dant ti hai..
Next day zuban cut gayi..
Bacha:" Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye
Tang karta hai...
bahut marta hai..
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha:" Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le..
Bahut marte hai..
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha:" Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua..???
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Baap:" Nahi kyo
Bacha:" Maa kahan hain...???
Baap:" pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho gai hai,
wahan Gayi hain...
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1 Kamina Bachcha apni Toy Train se khel rha tha
aur Bar-Bar bol rha tha,
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao,
Jis KAMINE ne utarna hai utar jao..."
Uske BAAP ne uski train rok k
1 zor se thappad laga diya...
Bachcha thodi der ro k chup ho gaya aur fir shuru ho gaya,
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao,
Jis KAMINE ne utarna hai utar jao "
Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki wajah se Train 10 min late ho gayi hai...

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Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha..
Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for her girlfrnd..
He called her up:" Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho..
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While delivering florist thought:" Ye aaj ka mera sabse achha customer hai..
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu..
So, he gave 34 instead of 24..
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aur aaj tak bechara ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK- UP kyu hua..

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Dr: Which soap do u use?
Pappu: Bajrang da Neem wala sabun,
Dr: Which paste?
Pappu: Bajrang da Ayurvedic paste,
Dr: Shampoo?
Pappu: Bajrang da Herbal shampoo.
Dr: Hair oil?
Pappu: Bajrang da Amla tel...
Dr: Is Bajrang a MultiNational Company Brand or a popular local company In your country?
Pappu: No Dr.,
Bajrang is my room-mate....

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What is love??
In France: is a comedy.
In England: is tragedy.
In Italy: is a wounder.
In germany: is a drama.
But,
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In india:
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Ek national game jo aajkal sab khelte hai

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Ladka: Tum Kaun C cream lagati
Ho ?
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Ladki Khush ho k boli:
koi b to nahi ...
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Ladka: To lagaya karo na, Tabhi to itni, kaLi hO,

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Pappu college ki ladki se
bola : I love you
Ab tum mujhe bolo
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Girl : Mei abhi ja k sir ko
bolti hu
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Pappu : Pagli sir ko mat bol
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Unki shaadi ho gai hai
Hahahaha thoko like.....

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ladke-Ladkiyon k expectation
me zyada farak nahi.
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Ladke
chahte he unki gf
maal ho,
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ladkiyan chahti
he unke bf ke pas bahut
maal ho

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he most heart breaking moment of my
childhood..
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jab ghar aaye mehmaan khushi
se hame Rs. 500 de rahe ho..
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aur achanak peeche se aawaz
aayi...
"areyyy nahi nahi.. itne zyada mat do"..

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ghalib ne apni gf ko date par bulaya wo
late ho gayi..
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Ghalib- Falak pe taaro ko neend aa rahi hai,
kambakht doosri wali ka time ho
gaya hai or tu ab aa rahi hai..

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