Jokes-Funny SMS

Thr r basically 7 TYPES OF
GIRLS...
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn
her off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking. .
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access..
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed. .
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful. .
7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE' once enters in
your
system don't leave even after format.

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TEACHER: Wo konsa
Department hai jis me
Aurat kaam nhi kar sakti..???
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Pappu: FIRE BRIGADE..
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Teacher: Kyon
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PAPPU: kynki Aurton ka
kaam Aag lagana hai bujhana nahi.

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Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola. . .
Thori der bad 1 admi aaya. .
Doctor ne apne aap ko busy showkarne k liye,
telephone ka receiver uthaya aur appointment denay k andaz me bolne laga. .
Fir phone rakne k baad...
Doctor admi se: Haan bataiye kya hua?
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Admi: Bsnl se aaya hun,
telephone activate karne k liye !!!

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Ladka propose kare toh ladki ke 5 jawab ho sakte hai:
1. No
2. Yes
3. Main apko sirf dost samajhti hun
4. I m engaged
5. I love someone else...
Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke ke 5 jawab
1. Haa
2. Yes
3. Ok
4. Alright
5. Me 2..
Moral: " Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai "

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1 Handsome Boy Class Mein Aaya….
Aur Sari Girls Dekhte Hi Deewani Hogayi.
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Fir
Ladke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To Girls
Behosh.
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Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ??
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Thodi Jagah Dena, behan ji Jhaadu Lagana
hai.
“Berozgaari ki hadd hai!!”

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Chhote: Akshay Kumar bahut bada star hai na
Bade: haan hai to..
Chhote: but uski wife itni badi star nahi hai… jyada chali nahi
Bade: nahi yaar, chali hai wo bhi, but uski shaadi ho gayi na
Chhote: nahi wo baat nahi hai, sabko pata hai
Bade: kisko pata hai
Chhote: bachhe bachhe tak ko pata hai ki wo nahi chali
Bade: wo kaise
Chhote: abe tune wo poem nahi suni?..
twinkle twinkle little star..
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar :-x

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Question- ladkiya Apna Dupatta
Ladke Ke Samne Aane Ke Baad Hi
Kyon Theek Karti Hail...?
Faadu Answer...
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Lutere Ko Dekh Kar Hi
Dault Ki Hifazat Ka Khayal Aata Hai..

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kahty hain khuda ny is jahan ma sab he k liye kisi na kisi ko ha bnya her kisi k liye
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shayed mery waly ny sucide kr li ha
MILTA he nahin ha :V

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Boy:" Movie chalo..
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Girl:" Nahi Wahan tum mujhe touch karoge..
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Boy:" Nahi karunga..
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Girl:" Mera haath pakdoge..
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Boy:" Nahi pakdunga..
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Girl:" Mujhe kiss karoge..
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Boy:" Nahi karunga..
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Girl:" Toh fir mujhe kyu le ke jaa raha hai dhakkan..
apni behen ke saath hi chale jaa...
Dekho yar boys Kaa Naam to ainvai hi kharab kar rakha hai ladkiyo ne..

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Cute dada giri...
child prayed god -
"plz give me a cycle"
But he didn't got any cycle.
next day...
he stole a ganesh statue &
wrote letter to lord shiva,
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agar bacha chahiye to cycle
lekar mandir aaja...!

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