Jokes-Funny SMS

teacher to sleping student?
who invented steam engin?
stu:what sir??
teacher:yes it is correct answer JAMES
WATT
MORAL:SLEEPING IMPROVER UR GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

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If V lose a PEN v can buy New 1 bt..
If v lose PEN CAP, v cnt buy new 1..
So Alwys buy a
'tik tik' pen..
Dnt expect emotional msgs Everytime.

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NEWTON'S LAW OF ROMANCE:-
love can neither be created nor be
destroyed,
it can only be changed from
one girl friend to another.....

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People Say Milk Gives Us Strength..
Drink 5 Glasses And Try Moving A Wall..
U Cant..
But
Drink 5 Shots Of Vodka
And See The Wall Moves On Its Own..!

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Maine Uska Chehra Thappad Maar maar
Ke LAAL Kar Diya..
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Kyoki Wo Boli:"Thappad Se Dar
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Pyar Se Lagta Hai.. ??
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<) )> _! !_ ....
mere se dialogue bazi
Huhh . . . . .

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1999 Kids : I want my bed near
Window
to see the moon&stars.
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2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot.

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full form of BOYS?
"B" eauty
"O"f
"Y"oung
"S"ociety..'-) GIRL?
"G"orillas
"I"n
"R"eal
"L"ife..!!

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Solid Insult . . .
Bf : Pack Your Bag Sweet Heart,
I've Won Rs.10 crores In a
Lottery
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Gf: Wow !!!
ab ghumne London chale ya
Switzerland..?? ?
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Bf: Who Cares ???
You Just Pack Your Bag &
GET LOST..!!!

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Attitude reloaded... GIRL- I hate you... :-l
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BOY- What a co_incidence !!!

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Tragedies of boys' Life:
1.Gud girls r Not Gudlooking
2.Gudlooking girls r Not gud girls
3.Gudlooking & gud girls r not single
4.Gudlooking,gud & single girls have
strong Brothers
5.Gudlooking, gud,single girls without
brothers will treat them as her brother

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