Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Aaj K Shaitan Bacche
Teacher: What Is Your Mother’s Name?
Kid: Kabhi Naam Nahi Puchha,
Bas.. Pyar Se Maa Kehta Hu
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Nursery Ke Student Ne Exam Sheet Pe
Susu Kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye Kya Kiya Hai?
Student: Mummy Ne Kaha Tha Ki Pehle Jo
Aa Raha Ho Wahi Karna
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Dukandar Se Chota Baccha:
Uncle Rang Gora Karne Wali Cream Hai..
Dukandar: Haan Hai..
Baccha: To Lagata Kyun Nahi ,Main Roz
Tujhe Dekhkar Darr Jata Hu.
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Beta- Papa, Aap Jaise Mujhe Marte Ho,
Vaise Dadaji Bhi Apko Marte The Kya?
Papa- Bilkul Marte The
Beta- Toh Yeh Khandani Gundagardi Kab
Tak Chalegi.
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Dil Or Duniya Me Srf Itna Frq He
K
Is Dunia Me Bhot Log Rhte He
Or
Is
Dil
Me SRF

Aap
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ki
"Bhabi g Rehti hen"

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Yaar Meri Bibi Paani Se Bahut Darti Hai.
Gopal-Achha Wo Kaise?
Rajesh-Kal Main Jab Ghar Gaya,To Wo Bath-Tub Main
Security Guard Ke Sath Baithi Thi.L

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Zindagi Ka Ek Kadwa Sach..
When U Cry."Koi Nai Dekhta..
When U Worried."Koi Nai Dekhta..
When U Happy."Koi Nai Dekhta..
When U Study."Koi Nai Dekhta...
Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao.
Saala Pura Mohalla Dekh Leta HaiL

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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, boly toh
yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Tu phir, yeh
Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Boly toh, simple hai bhai.
Ox many Bael, Ford mane gaadi.
Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata
chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya
bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar
kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

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MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina
daant wala kutta kate to kya
karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui
wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

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Wife: Dear, this computer is not
working as per my
command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!!

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Teacher:chidrens exams r nearing,
if u have any doubt u can ask me.
boys: In which printing press question
paper printed:p

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A Man Meets An Accident With His New
Ferrari..
.
Policemen Arrives..
.
Man:"(Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car! .
.
Police Replied:"You're Such
materialistic.. You Even Haven't Notice That Your Left
Arm Has Been Cut Off..
.
Man:"(He Looks At His Left Arm And
Yells..) OMG! My Rolex Watch.. :

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