Jokes-Funny SMS

Tu kutta tha tu kutta hai or kutta hi
rhega Teri soch kutto jasi hai Teri aane
wali
nasl kutta hogi
ye kehkar kutiya ne kutte ko talak de
diya

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Science
k
mutavik
bachpan
me
bed pe
susu
krne
wale
log
hmesa right
hand
me
mobile
pkad
k msg
pdte
h .
Na na bachua ab hand na bdlo koi bat
nahi aaram se susu kro rat me koi nahi
dekhta he.

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Ladkiya -
70% beautiful hoti h,
75% sweet hoti h,
85% noughty hoti h ,
90% smart hoti h ,
100% prpose marne layk hoti h , .
nd then
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*
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* .
*
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*
.
Totl mila kr 420 hoti h .,

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Sayaanay kehte hain,
Agar subah Achay Logon ko Yad kiya
jaye To din Acha Guzarta Hai,
So mene socha Apko
.
. .
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.
.
APNI Yad Dila dun

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Sach ka saamna
jawab sirf haan ya naa me dena hoga?
aap k liye ek sawal :-- kya aap ne bhikari ke kathore se chillar
churana chod diya ? himmath hai to reply do

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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar
rakhenge,
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam
aayi.

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Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai,
sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai,
lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana
tum
kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai

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MANY TIMES I HAV TROBULED
U,IRRITATED U , LOVED U,DISTURBED U
but
today i want to say just three words
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. I
WILL
CONTINUE

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Ye ek nya sms he jo market me avi
tak nhi aya he
Bola na markt me avi tak nhi aya
he, to
tmhare mobile me kha se ayega

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Aap mujhe itna
pasand ho jaise
-
Ullu ko Raat
Dentist ko daant
Gadahe ko Laat
Garib ko Gaddi
Kutte ko Haddi
aur Nange ko chaddi.
Haso mat.
Pasand ho bas.

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