Bruce Lee's favr8s:
Vgtabl=Mu-Lee
Brkfst=Id-Lee
Fstivl=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Quwa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animl=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs!
WY?
BCz its kha-Lee
College me school ki yaad aayi
Jawani mai bachpan ki yaad aayi
Kanto ko chua to gulaab ki yaad aayi
Aur aaj TV me ek bakri ko dekha to
2mhari yaad aayi.
logo se panga v honge,
ghar me dange v honge,
agr mujhe SMS nhi kiya to,
aapke 12 Bacche honge,
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.. 2 ganje,
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2 nage
or
.. Or
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8 lafange honge
MahfiL Saji Thi
Sms Ka Tha Daur,
Sms Maine Kiya
Sab Ne Kiya Shor,
Paisa To Mera Gaya,
Mgar Sub Kanjuso Ne Kaha.. 1aur.,
1aur.,
1aur
Main ek aisa msg hu jise murkh log
pdte he , pagal frwrd krte he , kamine
delet kar dete he or kutte store kar lete
he .
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Bese abhi ap kya krne wale he ?
Meharban Kadardan Dekhiye mera SMS
ka Kamal,
Ghanti Bajegi Bandar Nachega,
MOBILE uthayega SMS pADHEGA
muskurayega - AB bandar reply karne
ka HOSIYARI dikhaiga.......
Apko kabhi meri baat ya sms bura laga
to aap ko pura haq hai ki, Aapana mobil zor se diwar me mar de,
kyou ki aap ki khushi meri khushi hai...
Log kehte he ki khuda ne aapko badi
fursat me banaya he...
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"Simple si baat hai yaar,
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Faltu kaam fursat me hi to hote Hai
Chicken ready? Yes boss
fish ready? Yes boss
amlet ready? Yes boss
mutton ready? Nahi boss
bakra abhi sms padh raha hai!!!
Happy Pagal Day!
Ye Msg Usko Bhejo Jo Aapki Nazar Me
Duniya Ka SabSe Bada Pagal Ho
Mene Bhej Diya,
Wapis Muje Bhej k Maha Paglo Wali
Harkat Mat Karna.. Ha.Ha.Ha