Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ...!!"

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Added 9 years ago

Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ....
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...
Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..."

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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
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Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein
Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

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Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi,
Mera Koi Acha Dost Nahi Tha,
Lekin Phir Aap Meri Zindagi Me Aye,
To Mujhe Ehsas Hua Ke
"Akele Hi Sukoon Tha"

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koi gam hai magar dil udaas hai,
Tujhse koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas
hai,
Kehne ko bahut hai apne magar tu ek
khas hai,
Zyada emotional mat hona uper sab bakwas hai.

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Laughing is the best medicine,
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But if you are laughing without any
reason,
you need medicine"...!

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Girls ki 5 bate kabhi samjh nhi aati...

1- tun bade wo ho.
(pta nhi wo se kya matlab hai)

2- mujhe tumse ye ummid ni thi.
(pta nhi wo kaun si ummid hai jo girls apne dil me dafna kr baide rhti hai)


3- tum pahle jaise ni rhe.(to hum pahle kb vivekanand the kamine the kamine hai)


4- sach btana mai kaisi dikh rhi hu
(ab sach kr pitna thodi na hai)


5- mai mtlabi hu na
(Agar ha bol diya to gayi bhais pani me)

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Sankrit teacher: Love tell me what is the meaning of "Tamso ma jyotir gamaya"
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Love- tum so jao maa, mai jyoti ke ghar ja rha hun.

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Ek Ladka aur ladki date pe dinner kar rahe the hotel mai.
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Ladka : Ghire badaloon main teri yaad aati hai
Sawan ke aane se teri yaad aati hai
Baarish ke bundo mai teri yaad aati hai .
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Ladki : Haan janti hu teri chatri deni hai kamine tanne na maar kutte

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Arj keya ha
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yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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agr sms he nhe karne to mobile bach
kr radio hi la lo.

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