U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the
morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can
live….
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm,
intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi
pehalwan…”
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE:
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
. .
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
What? Is A Difference Between
A Kiss, A Car And A Monkey?
A Kiss Is So Dear,?
A Car Is Too Dear And
A Monkey Is U Dear.
Do u remember the day we travelled in
a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and
say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit….. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
Karan Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face ur style ur nature ur smile ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo