You are many kilometres away frm me.
Bt still I'm watching ur every move thru
3 different channels
A Serious MENTAL opearation will start
at mental hospital of KOLKATA SSKM,so
Doctors and Nurses r ready.Bt the
MENTAL PATIENT is now busy 2 read
LANGDA Present sir,
BEHRA Presnt sir,
MENTAL SMS baad me padhna varna absnt lag Jayegi.
Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti,
Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh
Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?
Tum Ya Main ?
Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,
Diff B/W Ignorance & self control?
When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at
that is ignorance! &
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control:-)
In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile
by showing ur teeth….
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
“We want 2 disturb some good
I suggest them your name.
They said, “We cannot disturb our boss.”
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
I just feel u…. Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why……. It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*****