Jokes-Funny SMS

You are many kilometres away frm me.
Bt still I'm watching ur every move thru
3 different channels
1.pogo
2.cartoon network
3.Animal Planet.

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A Serious MENTAL opearation will start
at mental hospital of KOLKATA SSKM,so
all
Doctors and Nurses r ready.Bt the
MENTAL PATIENT is now busy 2 read
this SMS.

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HOSPiTAL attendance
LANGDA Present sir,
BEHRA Presnt sir,
ANDHA Presnt,
MENTAL MENTAL
MENTAL SMS baad me padhna varna absnt lag Jayegi.

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Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti,
Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh
Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?
Tum Ya Main ?
Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,
Main Main..

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Diff B/W Ignorance & self control?
When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at
yourself,
that is ignorance! &
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control:-)

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In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile
by showing ur teeth….

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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good
person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said, “We cannot disturb our boss.”

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Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

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Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

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I just feel u…. Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why……. It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*****

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