Jokes-Funny SMS

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

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No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar
liya kya?

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Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.

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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
. .
.
! U 2

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When words are not
enough....
To express your feelings....
Dont think you're in LOVE...
You just need to join ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE.

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The Sun makes moon shine
Curent makes bulbs shine
Wax makes candles shine But
I'm really confused.
Wat makes u shine?
Is it Harpic or Domex...

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God saw u Hungry,he created Pizza
He saw u thirsty,he created Pepsi
He saw u in dark,he created light
he saw me without Prob,he created U

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Once 3 Eggs Fall on the Ground but
Only 2 eggs broken Why...? ~ ~ 0
..
Sometimes it happens Don't Take
Tension.

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I chased frnd.
I found luv.
I chased Desire.
I found Topes.
I chased Reality.
I found dreams.
I chased Chimpazee.
& i got you.

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A study has proved that
all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try to change ur finger!
Catch another fool!!

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