Jokes-Funny SMS

Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus
pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs
chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!!
Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar
ticket apani hi kategi."

Like SMS - 142 - SMS Length: 143 Munna bhai SMS

Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo
Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod
Doo
Khushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere
Liye Khol Doon,
Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doo

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One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock.....!
why.....??
" Coz the entry fee
was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!!

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T.V. chalu karo aur news
dekho katrina hospitaliesed
hai kyonki usne mujhe
propose kiya aur maine use
sadi se mana kardiya to us
pagli ne apne hath ki nas kat li

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Ek Sardar apne Marriage
Certificate ko ek ghante se
dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi
inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha
hu. ....

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1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1
Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters
but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

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*. . .Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
"I LOVE U" Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen





1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*

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Santa Radio lekar khet me
potti karne gaya.
Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?
Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio
pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya.
Khade khade kani padi.

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Malkin apni nokarani se:"Mujhe lagta hai ki tere malik ka Office me kisi ldki ke saath chakar hai."
Nokarani:"Nahi malkin,
Aisa mat sochiye,
malik mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte!"

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GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful''
Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another boy: "You are handsome"
Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?"

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