Jokes-Funny SMS

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke
khud puchhe.. Sir ji
r u sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?

Like SMS - 33 - SMS Length: 157 Insult SMS

A man was walking in rain A
sweet lady: Why don’t u share my umbrella ?
Man: no sister its fine
(And he walked away)
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi Piche biwi aa rahi thi

Like SMS - 22 - SMS Length: 176 Funny SMS

Santa ka baap foreign se ghar aaya..

Father:- Tumhari mummy kahan hai ?

Santa:- Padoshi ke sath bhag gai..

Father:- Tumne mujhe bataya kyon nahi?

Santa:- Maine socha tha ki aapko surprise dunga... :p :D

Like SMS - 65 - SMS Length: 214 Santa Banta SMS

Santa or Banta jungle mein potty kar rahe the, tabhi ek sher aa gaya..

Santa : Tu dar raha hai?

Banta : Nahi toooo...

Santa : To saale apni dho naa..meri kyon dho raha hai... :D

Like SMS - 72 - SMS Length: 186 Santa Banta SMS

Boy:- Tumhari sandal achhi hain..

Girl:- Utaroon kya?

Boy:- Chal pagli,tumhari jeans to isse bhi achhi hai :D

Like SMS - 163 - SMS Length: 115 Boy-Girl sms

Indian Govt kahti hai ki
ek ladki padhai kar le to
pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit
krsakti hai.
.
. .
pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40
ldke FAIL ho jate h.
uska kya??

Like SMS - 107 - SMS Length: 173 Boy-Girl sms

Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal
gye mere Lips.
Girlfriend ne kiya kiss or jal gye mere Lips.
Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi
INDIAN "BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS".

Like SMS - 28 - SMS Length: 154 Funny SMS

vo bhi kya din the jab 19-20
sal ki ladkiya hum ko roz kiss
kar ti thi
lakin tab hamri kismat phuti
thi ki hamari umar 2-3 sal ki
thi

Like SMS - 32 - SMS Length: 138 Funny SMS

pehle wo meri GF thi
Me bolta tha wo suni thi
phir wo meri mangetar bani,
Wo bolti thi main sunta tha
jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum
dono bolte he Mohalla sunta hai.

Like SMS - 27 - SMS Length: 165 Funny SMS

Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni
Raat Tak?
Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath,
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair &
Lovely Hai Na. . .

Like SMS - 28 - SMS Length: 138 Funny SMS