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Petrol to tab hi sasta hoga
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Jab use china wale nikalenge...

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Sardar ne airport me call
karke pucha-
punjab to amrica kitna time
lagta hai?
Receptionist: just a second sir..
Sardar- pee k baithi hai kya?..........

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Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad,
pesh hai.
Messagegiri jisme aap msgs
kare ya na kare,
ham msg bhejte rahenge,
kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi.

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Hasi ke liye gam kurban,
khushi ke liye aansoo kurban,
dost ke liye jan bhi kurban,
agar
dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to
saala dost bhi kurban.

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1 Shayar shop me jakar bola -
"Gilaaf-e-auzar-e-maza-e-
mohabbat, Bandish-e-nasal do"
Shopkeeper kya..?
Shayar ki wife : C*nd*m Dijiye..

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Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah.. Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To,
Aapki Marji!

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Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai. AWESOME

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gaali ki paribhasha batao..”
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Student: “atyadhik krodh aane per
shaaririk roop se hinsaa na
kerte
huye, maukhik roop se ki
gayi
hinsaatmak kaaryawaahi ke liye
chune huye shabdon ka
samooh
jiske uchchaaran ke pashchaat
mann ko aseem shaanti ka
anubhav hota hai, use hum gaali
kehte hai..!!”

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mene bhayanak sapna dekha
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meri biwi muje faansi par
latka rahi he.
Kuch upaye btana.
Banta: ok ye chalisa din me 2
baar patni k samne padh
sapne aane band ho jayenge-
“PATNI CHALISA”
Nmo-nmo patni maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani….|1|
Hamne samjha tum abla ho, par tumto sabse badi bla ho….|2| Jis din hath me belan awe, Us din pati khub chillawe….|3| Sare bed pe patni sove, Pati baith farsh par rove…..|4| Tumse hi ghar Mathura Kashi, Aur tumse hi ghar satyanashi….|5|
‘Patni Chalisa’ jo nar gave,
sab sukh chhod param dukh pave….|6|
Bhoot pishach nazar aa jawe,
patni jab asli roop mein awe..

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Muqadar main raat ki nend
nahi to kya hua…
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de
kar din ko so jatay hain..
(‘,’)/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA
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