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Nazre mile to use"izhar" kehte h.
Rato ko nind na aye to use"pyar"kehte h.
Mile dil to use"ikrar" kehte h.
Par jo in sab me na pade use "samajhdar" kehte h.
Jab mene darwaja khola.
To Apki Ankho me Aansu.
Or chehre pe hasi thi.
Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi
thi.
Pehle Q nahi bataya Darwaje me ungli phasi thi...
Na Dil Ki Baazi Thi Na Dil Ka Sauda,
Agar De Deti Wo Hme Apna Waqt Thoda,
Na Aati Aaj Ye Nobat Aur Na Koi Puchta,
Ki Sir Thoda Pani Ya Phir Soda.
"Shahjahan" Tha Bevkuf. Jo
Banaya Itna Mahnga "TAAJ"
.
Agr Rakhta Utne Paise Bank
Me "AAZ"
. To Itna Ata "BYAZ"
.
Ki Roz Aati Nayi "MUMTAZ"
1.Saa
2.Re
3.Ga
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
Khud Ko Pehchan
Ne K Liye
Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe.
Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chut Jaaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye..!!
Santa ki girlfriend ne usko
message kiya “I Miss U”
Bohat dair sochne k baad
santa ne jawab diya:
Ok,
mujhe manzoor hai,
I Student U.
1 Pehlwan Ki Tang Neeli Ho Gai.
Doctor : Zeher Phel Gya H Katni Paregi.
3din Bad 2sri B Neeli Hogai.
Doctor : Ye B Katni Paregi
Zehar Kafi Phel Gya 2no Kaat K Plastic Ki Tangen
Lga Den
8 Din Bad Plastic Ki Tangen B Neeli Ho Gæn.
Doctor : Ab Smjh Aya, Tmhari
Dhoti Ka Rang Utarta Hai, Preshani Ki Koi Bat Nhi.
1 Ladki jannat me Gai to
farishton se boli:
Meri shadi kisi Delhi k ladke se krwao.
Farishta: Sabar krle BEGHERAT
Pehly kisi delhi k Lrke ko jannat me to aane de
Apne mobile ko facewash
lagkar garm pani se
Dhokar kumkum aur chawal
lagkar mandir main chada
Do kyuki sms to aap karte nhi
to puja karo.
