Jokes-Funny SMS

1 srdar bullet chala rha tha,
sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet
chalai hai?
Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai.
Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi
bullet chalai h?
Ldki slow ho gai Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho
gya.
Ldki: or chala le bullet.
Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch
rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain.

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Jewellery shop me ek admi ki
zabrdst pitayi ho gyi ,
why ?
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? Any guess ?
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Don't know ?
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? Because usne cute sales girl se
kaha ki ..
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"aap ki ek - ek item gazab ki
hai " !
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Aaj sone ka kya rate hain ??

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Teachr- "main teri jaan nikal
dungi" iski english kya
hogi..??
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Santa- English ki aisi tesi, Tu
saali haath laga k to dikha.. !!

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Husband & Wife dono market
gaye
to Ek Ladki ne bare pyaar se
HELLO kiya...
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Wife: kaun thi wo??
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Husband: Tum plz dimag
kharab mat karo,
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abhi usko bhi batana hai ki
tum kaun ho ??

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Santa got job in 'idea'
customer care call centre.
Customer: my idea sim is
blocked, what to do?
Santa : don't get tense,
remove 'idea' sim and use 'airtel' sim. Thank you
for calling 'aircel'.

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3 most innocent faces in d
world
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' 1-"a sleeping baby."
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2-"udhar mangane wala aadmi"
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3-"hamare parents ke samne baitha hua apna dost..

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Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar,
sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

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minister : bomb blast me
marne walo ko 5 lakh aur
zakhmiyo ko 3 lakh denge ,
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santa : mera baap pahle
zakhmi hua fir mar gaya.
hamara 8 lakh banta hai ...

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santa : mere padosi ka bachha
gum ho gaya !
banta : fir kya kiya ?
santa : maine kaha google per
search kar lo mil jaye to
download kar lena...

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Teacher to Santa-
If a paratha & a pizza is
thrown from a 50 feet building,
which will reach the
ground first?
Santa: pizza, coz itz a fast food!!

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