Jokes-Funny SMS

Larkio k chakar may mat
Parhna "Dosto Q k..
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Ye atey hy vEER ki tarha
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Lagty hy KHEER ki tarha .
Chubhty hy TEER ki tarha Aur
end main
Halat kr dety hy FAKEER ki tarha....

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Santa toilet gaya to diwar per
likha tha,
"duniya chaand per phuch gai hai,
aur tum yaha baitho ho?"
Santa ne likh diya,
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"bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."

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Teacher to santa-
isko hindi mei translate karo
"she is kidding"
santa hasne lga or table pr hi
gir gya or bola
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woh bache de rahi hai ..

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Ye Sun kar mere hathon se Gol-Gappa hi gir gya..... .
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JaB Gol-Gappy wala bola
"Plz give your feedback and
comments on my Facebook
Page - www.facebook.com/
papu.golgappe"

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Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam
par kuch de do sahab
Santa: chutta nahi hai
Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny
leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala

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Santa 'jockey' ki chaddi laya
Aur pure gaaon me dhoti
Utha utha ke dikhaya...
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Ghar aaya, almari kholi toh
behosh....q. Q
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Q
Q aila !! Chaddi to almari me
hai.

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Santa na ek college khola,
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Naam kya rakha ho ga?
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Naam Tha - Womens College for Boys

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Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se
pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo manti
hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai
"I love u 2" Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon
hai.........

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Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya
Teacher: Very Good
Kisme Aaya?
Santa: RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me...........

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Larka universty me Beautiful
larki se: aap ka name??
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Larki ghussey se : mujhey sab
behan kehtey hain. .
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Larka : o acha to aap hain wo
jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja
ji jeeja ji kehtey hain.

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