Jokes-Funny SMS

Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya,
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga...
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se
bhi agye nikal gaya..
Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race..

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Ek baar Santa raat mein Gangubai ke ghar gaya..usne darwaja knock kiya..

Gangubai :- Kaun?

Santa :- Main..

Gangubai :- Main kaun?

Santa :- Are pagli, tu gangubai... :D

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Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar
se mar pad gaye.
.
Wajah?
.
Log Mayyat k 4ro taraf Baraf Rakh k
Ro Rhe The.
.
Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola
.
O bhai Uth! dekh Baraf kharidne
Kitne Grahk aye hai

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An Elephant meets an Ant.
Elephant: Tumhari umer kitni hei?
Ant: 25 saal.
Elephant: 25
saal or itni choti?
Ant: I use LUX.

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Wo Kehti Hy:
.
Phone Na Kia Kro "DEAR"
.
Mama Hoti Hy "NEAR"
.
Papa Sy Lgta Hy "FEAR"
.
Bat Nhi Hoti "CLEAR"
.
Dewaro K B Hote Hy "EAR"
.
Is Liye SMS Kro .
"DEAR"

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Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs
only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats
your name Sardar:See my legs & tell my name..

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Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant
blue Q hai?
Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi
hoyi hai,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai

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Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab
Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate
Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib
Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao
gai

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Hum zindagi ki bheer me itne
kho gaye
.
Pata hi nahi chala kab
.
. .
.
.
kharbuzy 80 rupay kilo ho
gayay
. (,")/oo ruk bhai
/) ) 70 la le
_/ l_

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Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
.
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi
To Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi..

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