Jokes-Funny SMS

B Se Better,
B Se Best,
B Se Brave,
B Se Beneficient,
Per B Se Itne Bhi Busy Na Ho
Jana Ki B Se Hume Bhool He Jao.
Samjhe B Se...
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"Bewaqoof"

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Jani
.
Mera Number change ho gaya
hai
.
. CHAPPAL ka.
.
.
Agr tujhe meri purani
CHAPPAL chahiye ho to leja
. Sharma mat
Pagal tu Jigari yaar hai apna.

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Achi Baat To Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..
Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri
Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo..
Tumhen baijat Hone Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai

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Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai.
Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai.
Paani Jitna Geela Hai.
Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela Hai.

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Sardar ne daru pi ke apne
apko aaine main dekha or bola
isko to kahin dekha hai
Oye ! yaad aaya ye to wahi
haramkhor h, jo shadi k
album me meri biwi k sath tha..

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1 Makkhi Pakro Usay maro
Uska Gosh Banaö
Phir Gosh Ko Baich Kar Jo Paise
aye Uska Balance Dalwao
Phir SMS Karo KANJUS MAKKHI CHOOS

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4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar
ne kha welldone,
sardar...
Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha

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Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye?
1 Ladki jo pyar de.
1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.
1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino
ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.

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Qasam hai tuje meri
maot K bad
meri qabar py mat aana ,,,
" DoSt "
Suna hai tum ?
qabar se agarbatiya churatey ho,,,

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Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra,
Darwaza khola kundi haath mein,
Nul khola tooti haath mein,
Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein,
Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na karun.

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