Jokes-Funny SMS

U.P. Me
Maa doctor se phone par- Mere
bache ko current laga hai main
kya karun?
Dr.- Pehle Aap allah ka Shukr
ada kare ki Aap ki taraf Light aa rahi hai!

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Aj Dogs Day hy,
To samjh gaya na me ne tujhe
Q msg kia hy?
Isiliye to me kehta hu,
mere dost k pas KUTTA dimag
hy ishare me smjh jata hy.

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Bhagwan & Doctor ko kabhi
naraj nahi karna chahiye
Bhagwan naraj,
aap doctor ke pass
aur
Doctor naraj,
to aap bhagwan ke pass.....

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Ek Punjabi Ladki shaadi karne
k liye Ladke k ghar mein
entry karne se pehle pray
karti hain:
"Rabba !! Ya toh Saas changi
hove...nahi toh photo tangi hove..!

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Wo Kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge
mein
rakhne ke baad bhi garam
rahti hai
.
. Nhi Pata
.
Ans
Garam Masala

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DuriYon ki na parvah kijiye,
Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye,
Hum dur nahi zyada aapse
.
.
Bas ek bottle MAAZA
Aur
5 Samose taaza
Mangwa lijiye..!

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Aasman jitna Neela h
Wah wah
Sunflowr jitna peela hai
Wah wah
Pani jitna geela hai
Wah wah Aapke dimag ka NUT utna hi
dheela hai.
.
Ab bolo wah-wah....

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" 4 U "
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum
BARBAD Ho Gaye..
Gaur Farmaye Ga..
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum Barbad
Ho Gaye..
Kal K Tum Ladke Aaj Badmash Ho Gaye.

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Kis Kis Se Kiye Hein Waade
Tum ne Muhabbat Nibhane Ke
baigairat...
.
Yahan Her Roz Ek Naya
"chhka" Tumhara Pata Poochta hai.

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Kabhi Kisi Ko Tang Kiya Nahi Karte
Yu Fizol sms ya Misscall Diya Nahi Karte
Jiska Mobile Hay Usko Wapis Kardo
Insano ki chezo se BANDAR khela nhi krte.

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