Jokes-Funny SMS

Beta: Papa Mai jab business
karunga to ache ache ke hath
me katora pakada dunga.
Papa:Kaise?
Beta: PANI PURI bechkar.

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Santa talking on phone.
Banta:Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Santa:Biwi se.
Banta:Itne pyar se...?
Santa:Tumhari hai.

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Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya.
Sadhu: Oh murkh, mein tuje
shrap deta hoon
Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke
ata hoon

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GOLU: bulb k niche muh
kholkar baitha tha
Q?
QK doctor ne kaha tha ki aaj
tumhara pet kharab he esiliye
jara lite khana

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Bahut namkeen hai vo jise
hum chahte hai,
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Har pal khuda se usi ko
mangte hai, .
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Dil tarasta hai use paane ko,
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Kya aapka dil nahi karta......... .
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.KURKURE khaane k0 ?

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Thokar khakar gungunana hi zindgi h,
Gam pikar muskrana hi zindgi h,
Ek ladki agr dhokha de to koi
gam nahi, Sab kuch bhulkar dusri fasana hi zindgi hai

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Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai...
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To...
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Kutta Mar Jata Hai
Aap Tension Mat Lo

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1 Khwab ,
1 Pyar ,
1 Haqiqat
Ho Tum.
Dosti Me Padne Wali Har
Zaroorat Ho Tum.
Jisko Roz Itne SMS Karne
Pade,
Meri Jan Woh Musibat Ho Tum.

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Lab sil jate hai, jab tum samne
ate ho. Dil dhadakta he, jab
nigah milate ho.
Sans rukti hai,jab muskurate ho.
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"BHOOT HO KYA? ITNA KYO DARATE HO?

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1 Sarabi train ki patri par so gaya..
1 admi bola train ayegi to mar jayega..
Sarabi: Sale abhi Aeroplane
upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to
train kya chiz hai.....

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