Jokes-Funny SMS

Usne Hathon pe Mehndi laga rakhi thi
Hum Ne uski Doli utha rakhi thi
Hamey pata tha wo Bewafa Nikly gi
Is liye Hum Ne uski choti Behin B phassa rakhi thi

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Dhoka Mila Jab Bhi Pyar Main
Zindgi Main Udasi Chaa Gayi
Socha Tha Chorr Denge Is
Raah-e-Muhabbat Ko
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Kmbkht Phir 1 New Numbr Se Miss Call Agai

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Phir kahin door se ik bar sada do mujko
Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko
Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarurat kya
Mein to pyasa hun
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7up hi pila do mujko?

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Hum unke pyar mein deewane ho gaye
Woh hamare pyar mein siyany ho gay
Hum ne un k pyar mein shaadi na ki
AUR UN K 2,3 bacche ho gaye

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zindagi apni masti mein jiya kr
ishq bahut buri cheez hy na kiya kr
tu apna pura dhiyaan career
pe mor de or apni sari girlfriend mere
liye chor de

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Father-Beta agar sasural wale
Scooter de to Car magna,
Shop de to Ghar mangna,
Coolar de to AC mangna.
Beta- Papa agar wo Ladki de
to kya sath me uski dusri bahan vi mang lu?

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Ek Bacha Paida Hote Hi
Nurse Se bola- LIGHT AARAHI
HAI?
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Nurse-No .
Bacha- Phir to tik hai
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INDIA Me Hua Hu ..Prod 2 b
Indian

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Santa-Yaar suna hai teri wife
bhag gai?
Tera kya kahna hai..
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Banta: Bs yaar kya kahu "Kabi Khushi Kabhi Gham"

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Life is Beautiful...
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*Conditions Apply.
Excluding All Taxes.

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Khayalo Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti H
Nigaho Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti H
Apke Bina Koi Kami To Nai
Bas Mere Naukrani Apke Liye Udaas Rehti He

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