Jokes-Funny SMS

Usne jo shair mara to wah
wah hogai
WAH WAH
USne jo shair mara to wah
wah hogai .
or mene jo shair mara to shairni
vidhva hogai.

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Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar
hum bhi nahi,
besharam tum ho to
sharamdaar hum bhi nahi,
pyaar ke is mode par aake
kehte ho shadishuda ho to kya hua darling...
kunware hum bhi nahin!

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Bhol k bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindgi may sabko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi ghum de to,
police station lay aana..

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Tere chehray pe udaasi aur
ankhon mein nami hai..
Amul milk piya karo ,
Tum mein Calcium ki kami hai

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Pehli baar kisi chehre pe nigah
tehri hai,
Uski ankhein sagar se bhi
ziyada gehri hein,
Thak gaya apne pyar ka
izhaar karte karte,
Tab pata chala dono kaan se behri hai

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Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere
jokes ka,
Arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek
haad hoti hai

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Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi
aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass
sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas jokes ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

Like SMS - 22 - SMS Length: 174 Funny SMS

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum
jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

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Cigret peo
GOLD LEAF ki
Ta k khansi na ho.
Wah wah
Cigret peo
GOLD LEAF ki Ta k khansi na ho.
ladki phasao
WAKEEL ki.
Ta k phansi na ho
wah wah wah!!!

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Khamosh palkon se jab aansu bikhar jaate hain,
Aap kya jane,
aap kitne yaad aate hein..
Abhi b usi mor pe khare hein,
jahan Aap ne kaha tha
, ,
,
"Thehro! Hum
.
.
Kurkure le k aatey hein

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