Jokes-Funny SMS

Chahtay hain hum apse Aisi
dosti ka wada,
.
.
.
Jaise 12 rupee ka Vim,
.
Ghuly kam aur chaly zyada

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Dil Torne Walon Ko Saza Kyun
Nahi Milti.
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Karne Ki Dua
Kyun Nahi Milti.
Log Kehte Hein Ishq To Ek
Bimari Hai.
To Phr Medical Store Se Iski
Dawa Kyu Nahi Milti.

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Teacher: Beta Nisar Tum Kaise
Paida Huwe?
Nisar: Jawan Janeman
Haseen Dilruba
Milay Do Dil Jawan
"Nisar" Ho Gaya.

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Kash tum waaday nibha jaaty..
Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay.
Agr "Cornetto" k paisy nhi thy
to kiya hua "Khoye" wali "QULFI" Hi khila jatay!

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Jab bhi pas akar door jate ho...
Khoshbo apni hamari sanso
main chor jate ho...
Itna parfum mat lagaya karo
yar?
Akhir nahane se itna q ghabrate ho..

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Mujhai Apni Mohabat Ka
"AITEBAR"To Do
Mein Toot K Chahon Tumhen
Ye"ADHIKAR" To Do
Guzarti Hi Nhi Ye Zindgi
"TANHA" Apni 1 Friend Ka Number
"UDHAR"To Do..

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Qadam Qadam Pe Wafa K
Ujalay Or Bi Thy
Muhabt K Hazar Hawale Or Bi
Thy
Hme To Apki Baate Pasand
AGye Wrna Es Shehar Me
DIMAG KE DAHI banany Wale
or B Thy.

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"Har Safar May Sath Hum Dengy,
Apni dosti ki Soghat Hum Dengy,
Girne Lage Tum to Hath Hum Dengy,
Or Na B Gire Tum?
TO
Peechy Se 1 LAAT Hum Dengy..

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Dil Ki Batein Batana Acha Lagta Hai.
Phone Per Gup Shup Lagana Acha Lagta Hai.
Shadi Se Pehle Dil Me Bajte Hein Sangeet.
Bad Me To Bas Sastriay Gaan Acha Lagta Hai.

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Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date
per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib: Falak pe chand sitaron
ko neend aa rahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

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