Jokes-Funny SMS

Dharmendar- Basanti in kutto
k samne mat nachna.
Basanti-Xcuse me mr. who the
hel do u think u are to order
me like this? U stupid guy using abusing
language, u bloody fool
hanging in the rusty chain
with so obnoxious smell
coming from body.
U keep your mouth shut nonsense.
Hey Gabbar, play the dj yaar.

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Ek ladke ne ladki ko dekh kar
arz kiya:-Teri smile me kya
chamk hai,
teri smile me kya chamk hai,
wo muskura kar boli-
.
veere MERE TOOTHPASTE ME
NAMAK HAI.

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Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag
Jane Ki
Dhmki De To Uske Ma Bap Ko
Chahye Ki
Usy Ganja Kr Ke Bitha De
5 Maheeny Tak Bhagny Ka Nam Nahi Legi

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1 cheeti hathi k upar bethi thi
ki
ekdum se 1 najuk sa pull aya
to cheeti boli..
‘Janu cross kar loge ya main utru’..?

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1 sardaro k gaon me nadi pe
bridge bnaya gya.
Builder:bhut achcha ho gya.
Sardar:ha ji pehle dhoop m tair
k nadi paar krte the ab chhav
m tair kr krenge.

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Line marne k bahut tarike h
Jinme se 3 mazedar ye h
1. Pencil se
2. Pen se
3. Marker se
Sbko apne jesa mt smjo kuch log sharif b hote h meri
tarah

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Ek buri baat h
plz rona mat
—.
l ‘.o
l ./l
l .JL l
l
Badnami ki wajah se munni ne
khud kushi kar li.
Aur karo munni ko badnam

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Girlfriend k roz-roz k nakhro
se preshan, no problem!
Usko Gift kro NOKIA Mob,
jisme ho local battery.
Battry blast Girlfriend
khallas ;) WHAT AN IDEA SIRJI

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Ek Admi ne 1ungli se 8 admi
ko upar pahucha diya
or wo rajnikant b nahi tha
Batao kese?
Lift se yar
Q Apne kamjor dimag par jor dete ho

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DOCTOR-AaPne JiSko SWIMING-PUL Me
Dubne Se Bachaya Usne
FANDA Lagakar KHUDKUSHI
Kar Li
PAGAL-Wo To Mai Use Sukhane Ke Liye Tang Kar
Aaya Hu

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