Jokes-Funny SMS

I asked my Heart: Why cant I
sleep at Night?
My Heart said: Bcoz u slept in
the Afternoon…
Dont act like u r in Love

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Kamaata nahin hun itni ke
tujhe roze khilaoon
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur
ko pataooon

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A boy romantically to his
girlfriend: I can see d whole
world in ur eyes....:)
A passerby listens n says:
Peera garhi chowk pe kitna
traffic hai zara dekhna....

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Washing Powder Nirma
Washing Powder Nirma
Doodh si Safedi Nirma se Aaye
Rangeen Kapra Bhi Khil Khil
Jaye Sabki Pasand Nirma.
Kuch Bhi Bhejo,
Log Parhte Zarur Hain,
Wo Bhi Tune k Saath.

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Ache Acho ne hmare aage
pani bhara he
Wah Wah
Ache Acho ne hmare age pani
bhara he
Qk ‘SARKARI HANDPUMP’ mere
hi ghar k bahar laga he

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Football Male Hai Ya Female??
?
?
?
Aare Jiske Piche 11 Ladke
Underwear Pehen Ke Bhag Rahe Ho Vo
Female Hi Hogi Na.

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Baap Ne Bete Se Kaha- Dekho
Beta, Aaj Tumhari Madam Ki
Taraf Se Mujhe Ek Letter Mila Hai
Beta- Aap Befikar Raho Papa,
Mai Mummy Ko Nahi Bataunga

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Best friend wo jo school me
apni pen
high school me apni note
collage me bike
Or life me apni wife de de
Mai janta hu tu hi mera Best friend hai

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Kya ap “Kala Dhan Bahar
Nikalo Desh Banao”
abhiyan me mere or Swami
Ramdev G k sath h
Agr h to
Mere M.No. Pe 1000 ka rchrg krwa k apna
kala dhan bahr nikale

my no. 9549381734

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Pathan gusse se:
‘Waiter’
Chicken-Biryani me chicken
hai hi nahi.
Waiter: Sahab gulab jamun me konsa
gulab hota hai.?
Pathan:
“Haan yar sorry”

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