Govt.Ne Elan Kiya Hai
All Beautiful Girls & Handsom
Boys Personality Tax
Diya Karien Gey
Hans Lo Hans Lo Tumhen Kya Faraq Parhta Hai
Phans To Hum Gye Na!
Wife saw sign board:
Banarsi Sari 15/-
Nylon 10/-
Cotton 20/-
Wyf: Give me Rs 300, I'll buy
20 Banarsi saris.
Husb: Ye istri ki dukan hai!
1 Nadan Choti Si Machli Ne
Apni Maa Se Pucha: Hum
Zameen Par Kyu Nahi Rehte ?
Anubhav Se Shikhi Ma Boli :
Beta Pani
Fish K Liye H Aur Zameen Selfish K Liye...
Professor:-akal badi ya bhais?
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Muna bhai:-bole to pahle date
of birth bata mamu.
Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm
Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…
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Aj 50 Ka recharge krane ko bola To Kehty Hai Sub
Dukanae Bnd Hain…
Roye wo is kadar unki lash se
lipat kar.... . . .
Ke laash khud uth kar boli,
Le TU MARJA PEHLE,,,
Batameez uper hi chada ja
raha ha garmi me..
Doctor: Tell ur husband that u r pregnant.
Girl: But i am unmarried.
Doctor: Then inform ur boyfriend.
Girl: I don't have any.
Dr: Then tell ur mom that Jesus is coming again..
Duniya buri ho sakti hai "TUM NAHI"
Log bure ho sakte hai "TUM NAHI"
Duniya bewafa ho skti hai "TUM NAHI"
Pagal theek ho skte hai "TUM NAHI"...
Woh aj b chaku leke mujhe
dhoond raha hai
Maine 1 bar galti se usy keh
dia tha k
dil cher k dekh tera he naam
hoga
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. J L
qasai ka bacha hai yaar
Maana Ke Teri Nazar Me Kuch
Bhi Nahi Hu Mein,,,
Meri Qadar Un Se Puch Jin Ke
Maine Paise Dene Hain.