Jokes-Funny SMS

Govt.Ne Elan Kiya Hai
All Beautiful Girls & Handsom
Boys Personality Tax
Diya Karien Gey
Hans Lo Hans Lo Tumhen Kya Faraq Parhta Hai
Phans To Hum Gye Na!

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Wife saw sign board:
Banarsi Sari 15/-
Nylon 10/-
Cotton 20/-
Wyf: Give me Rs 300, I'll buy
20 Banarsi saris.
Husb: Ye istri ki dukan hai!

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1 Nadan Choti Si Machli Ne
Apni Maa Se Pucha: Hum
Zameen Par Kyu Nahi Rehte ?
Anubhav Se Shikhi Ma Boli :
Beta Pani
Fish K Liye H Aur Zameen Selfish K Liye...

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Professor:-akal badi ya bhais?
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Muna bhai:-bole to pahle date
of birth bata mamu.

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Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm
Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…
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Aj 50 Ka recharge krane ko bola To Kehty Hai Sub
Dukanae Bnd Hain…

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Roye wo is kadar unki lash se
lipat kar.... . . .
Ke laash khud uth kar boli,
Le TU MARJA PEHLE,,,
Batameez uper hi chada ja
raha ha garmi me..

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Doctor: Tell ur husband that u r pregnant.
Girl: But i am unmarried.
Doctor: Then inform ur boyfriend.
Girl: I don't have any.
Dr: Then tell ur mom that Jesus is coming again..

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Duniya buri ho sakti hai "TUM NAHI"
Log bure ho sakte hai "TUM NAHI"
Duniya bewafa ho skti hai "TUM NAHI"
Pagal theek ho skte hai "TUM NAHI"...

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Woh aj b chaku leke mujhe
dhoond raha hai
Maine 1 bar galti se usy keh
dia tha k
dil cher k dekh tera he naam
hoga
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.( : )
. J L
qasai ka bacha hai yaar

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Maana Ke Teri Nazar Me Kuch
Bhi Nahi Hu Mein,,,
Meri Qadar Un Se Puch Jin Ke
Maine Paise Dene Hain.

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