Boyfriend: Apne gharwalo ko
chor diya tere liye,
Sab se rishta tod dya tere lye
Tune aj tak kiya kya h mere
lye Girlfriend: MUNNI BADNAAM
HUI DARLING TERE LIYE.
1 admi ne 100 times khoon
daan kark record bnaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife
ko prize diya
ye kehte hue ki Apne Nahi PiyaTabi to Hmne
Liya
Dentist to GOLU-Apka daant
nikalna padega
GOLU-paise lagenge?
Dentist 200
GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa
DHEELA kr do nikaal me khud lunga
Malum Hai aap Bahut Busy HO
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isiLiye kuchh Nahi Likha Wrna
aapKo Padhna Padta.
Boy 2 god- Hazaro ki kismat
tere hath h,
Agr pass karde to kya bat h.
God-Galfrnds thodi kam
patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi.
Jab reshma ki jawani ayi tab
hum bachhe the
Ab shila ki jawani ayi to hum
Bache wale hai Uff ye Ladkiya sahi waqt pe
jawan Kyu nahi hoti
Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne
Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift
Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?
Raju- loffer or offer me kya
anter hai ?
Shyam- agar lakda i love u
bole to loffer or Lakdi i love u bole to offer
Lrka apni Girl Friend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby Girl:
Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya
Godh le raha hai...
Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hai Jb,
LARKA STAGE, Pr Apni Bv K 7
Betha hota hai
Dosri KHOBSORAT LARKION Ko Dekhta Hai
Or Sochta Hai
Ye Sb aaj Se Pehly KAHA THI YAR