Jokes-Funny SMS

Boyfriend: Apne gharwalo ko
chor diya tere liye,
Sab se rishta tod dya tere lye
Tune aj tak kiya kya h mere
lye Girlfriend: MUNNI BADNAAM
HUI DARLING TERE LIYE.

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1 admi ne 100 times khoon
daan kark record bnaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife
ko prize diya
ye kehte hue ki Apne Nahi PiyaTabi to Hmne
Liya

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Dentist to GOLU-Apka daant
nikalna padega
GOLU-paise lagenge?
Dentist 200
GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa
DHEELA kr do nikaal me khud lunga

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Malum Hai aap Bahut Busy HO
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isiLiye kuchh Nahi Likha Wrna
aapKo Padhna Padta.

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Boy 2 god- Hazaro ki kismat
tere hath h,
Agr pass karde to kya bat h.
God-Galfrnds thodi kam
patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi.

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Jab reshma ki jawani ayi tab
hum bachhe the
Ab shila ki jawani ayi to hum
Bache wale hai Uff ye Ladkiya sahi waqt pe
jawan Kyu nahi hoti

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Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne
Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift
Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

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Raju- loffer or offer me kya
anter hai ?
Shyam- agar lakda i love u
bole to loffer or Lakdi i love u bole to offer

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Lrka apni Girl Friend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby Girl:
Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya
Godh le raha hai...

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Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hai Jb,
LARKA STAGE, Pr Apni Bv K 7
Betha hota hai
Dosri KHOBSORAT LARKION Ko Dekhta Hai
Or Sochta Hai
Ye Sb aaj Se Pehly KAHA THI YAR

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