I Love
I Love u
I Love u
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* *I Love u
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I love u So much
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* Bus Yehi kehna chahti thi
heer ranjha se. magar bechari
ko ENGLISH nahi aati thi*
Surat gori karne k 3 tarike
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Mujhe pta tha tu zaroor padhega kali surat wale…
Fair & lovely laga leee
After Car Accident
American: Its Fine Man
British:Im So Sorry
Chines:r U Ok
INDIA:O. Andha H Kya
Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha Tha Tere Baap Ka Road hai kya
Mjhe apki wo Ada bahut psnd hai
jb srdi me aap 1 glaas pani lekr
Aaine k samne khde hote ho
or Aaine per pani dal kr zor se
chillate ho “NAHA LIYA” !
phone rings tring tring..
1st: hello roshni he?
2nd: nahi he..
1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayege.
Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher
Sun
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Kya Frmaya?
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Or Bandron Ki Race Me “Jeeta” Bi Tu
Meri Aankhe Rakh Lo
Mujhe Kuch Khwab Dedo
Jisme Teri Jhalak Ho
Aesi Sharab Dedo
Chalo Choro Sari Bate, Aisa Kro
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2 Roti Or Thodi Dal Dedo.
Girlfriend says to boyfriend:
I’m PREGNANT…!!
boyfriend says: Are you sure
its mine?
boyfriend starts crying & says:
Yaar sab aise bolenge to kaise chalega…!!
Wish U A Very Happy Married Life…
Aise Kya Ghoor Rhe Ho..
Ph. Mera,
Pese Mere,
Sms Mera,
To Mrji B Meri, Jo Chahe Beju,
Tum Shadi K Bad Pd Lena..
Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe
hum chahte hai,
Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte
he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko Kya Apka dil nai krta
“Dairy Milk” Khaane ka