Jokes-Funny SMS

I Love
I Love u
I Love u
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* *I Love u
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I love u So much
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* Bus Yehi kehna chahti thi
heer ranjha se. magar bechari
ko ENGLISH nahi aati thi*

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Surat gori karne k 3 tarike
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Mujhe pta tha tu zaroor padhega kali surat wale…
Fair & lovely laga leee

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After Car Accident
American: Its Fine Man
British:Im So Sorry
Chines:r U Ok
INDIA:O. Andha H Kya
Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha Tha Tere Baap Ka Road hai kya

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Mjhe apki wo Ada bahut psnd hai
jb srdi me aap 1 glaas pani lekr
Aaine k samne khde hote ho
or Aaine per pani dal kr zor se
chillate ho “NAHA LIYA” !

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phone rings tring tring..
1st: hello roshni he?
2nd: nahi he..
1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayege.

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Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher
Sun
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Kya Frmaya?
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Or Bandron Ki Race Me “Jeeta” Bi Tu

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Meri Aankhe Rakh Lo
Mujhe Kuch Khwab Dedo
Jisme Teri Jhalak Ho
Aesi Sharab Dedo
Chalo Choro Sari Bate, Aisa Kro
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2 Roti Or Thodi Dal Dedo.

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Girlfriend says to boyfriend:
I’m PREGNANT…!!
boyfriend says: Are you sure
its mine?
boyfriend starts crying & says:
Yaar sab aise bolenge to kaise chalega…!!

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Wish U A Very Happy Married Life…
Aise Kya Ghoor Rhe Ho..
Ph. Mera,
Pese Mere,
Sms Mera,
To Mrji B Meri, Jo Chahe Beju,
Tum Shadi K Bad Pd Lena..

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Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe
hum chahte hai,
Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte
he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko Kya Apka dil nai krta
“Dairy Milk” Khaane ka

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