Principle: Late Q Hue
Boy: Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi
Principle: Bus Me Nahi Aa Skty
The
Boy: Maine Kaha Th SIR Par Apki Beti k Nakhre Khtm
Ho Tab Na
Zindgi me jo chiz asani se mile - Dokha
Jo muskil se mile - Kushi
Aur jo bade nasib walo ko mile?
Ab main apni tarif Khud kaise karu…
Ikhtiyar-e-tarnum ki
tabassum k taqadus ki
ranaiyoon se jahalat ki tariqi
ko mita dena. . . . !
Jab iss ka mtlb smjh aaye tou mjhe B bta dena.
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to
rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to
rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to
kayamat hogi.
Khoobsurat ladkiyan zyada
padhai nahi karti Bcoz wo
janti He ke duniya ke kisi
kone me koi gadha unke liye
engineer ya docter ban raha hoga....
American culture-
Daughter:
Dad i got married ystrday
evenin.. I 4got 2 inform u..
Dad:
Its Ok my child.. But next time u shud invite me…
Once Rajnikant played FM in
mobile
1 Alien came at RAJNI’s home
frm sum galaxy n rqustd,
Mere ladke ki board exams
he.
thoda dheere bajao na
Never make the same mistake
twice,
There r so many new ones.
Try a different one each day
By
.
Swami MISTEKANANDA
Father: Kya Hua Beta Q Ro
Raha Hai Mujhe Bata
Mai Tmhare Dost Jaisa Hu
Son: Kya Batau Mai Apni Wali
Se Milne Gya Tha
Teri Wali Ne Bahut Mara.
Agar free ho to call me pls,
mere phone me bal nai h
its urgnt
mujhe aapse ek personal
advice leni h.
TajMAHAL Bik rha h Kharid lu kya?