A Social Msg For My All
Friends and brothers:-
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"Don't Drink water without Boiling....
Bcoz fish swim in water
without wearing pampers...
To the People who hate me:
Dear Haters..
I couldn't help but notice that,
AWESOME ends with "ME"
& UGLY starts with "U" !
BOY - Tumhari AGE kitni hai.
GIRL - 20 year.
BOY - 5 saal pehle bhi to tumne
yahi kaha tha.
GIRL - dekha ladkiya apni zuban ki kitni pakki hoti h.
Chunav Lad Rahi Mahila Se
Reporter Ne Pucha-
Apko Chunav Ladne Ka
Khayal Kaise Aya
Lady- Jab B Me Apne Pati Se Ladti Hu To Jeet Meri Hi Hoti
Hai
Kya farak padta hai chahe
munni badnam ho ya sheela
jawan ho
Hum to jawan bhi hai or
badnam bhi hai
Yaha Har Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1
Hai Maqsad Hai..
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Khud Bhale kameena Ho Lekin
ladki Sharif Chaiye
Chinese ladki ko dekh kar maa
boli: Beta, yeh kya le aaye? :-x
Molu: Apne khud hi toh kaha tha,
ke ghar aate huye Cheeni lete aana.
Mai to yu hi
Paani ko gaur se dekh
raha tha yaaro..
Itne me 1 machhli
nikal k boli..
Kaminey.. Tere ghar me maa behen nahi hai kya..?
GIRL TO BOY: Jab tum log girls
ko I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete
ho
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye kahi thapad na mar de
Girlfriend- Hamesha meri baat
manoge
Mujhe kabhi touch nhi karoge
Kiss nhi karoge..
Boyfriend- behen tu ghar ja..
Tere mummy papa chinta kr rahe honge