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Added 9 years ago

A Social Msg For My All
Friends and brothers:-
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"Don't Drink water without Boiling....
Bcoz fish swim in water
without wearing pampers...

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Added 9 years ago

To the People who hate me:
Dear Haters..
I couldn't help but notice that,
AWESOME ends with "ME"
& UGLY starts with "U" !

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Added 9 years ago

BOY - Tumhari AGE kitni hai.
GIRL - 20 year.
BOY - 5 saal pehle bhi to tumne
yahi kaha tha.
GIRL - dekha ladkiya apni zuban ki kitni pakki hoti h.

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Added 9 years ago

Chunav Lad Rahi Mahila Se
Reporter Ne Pucha-
Apko Chunav Ladne Ka
Khayal Kaise Aya
Lady- Jab B Me Apne Pati Se Ladti Hu To Jeet Meri Hi Hoti
Hai

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Added 9 years ago

Kya farak padta hai chahe
munni badnam ho ya sheela
jawan ho
Hum to jawan bhi hai or
badnam bhi hai

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Added 9 years ago

Yaha Har Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1
Hai Maqsad Hai..
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Khud Bhale kameena Ho Lekin
ladki Sharif Chaiye

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Added 9 years ago

Chinese ladki ko dekh kar maa
boli: Beta, yeh kya le aaye? :-x
Molu: Apne khud hi toh kaha tha,
ke ghar aate huye Cheeni lete aana.

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Mai to yu hi
Paani ko gaur se dekh
raha tha yaaro..
Itne me 1 machhli
nikal k boli..
Kaminey.. Tere ghar me maa behen nahi hai kya..?

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Added 9 years ago

GIRL TO BOY: Jab tum log girls
ko I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete
ho
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye kahi thapad na mar de

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Added 9 years ago

Girlfriend- Hamesha meri baat
manoge
Mujhe kabhi touch nhi karoge
Kiss nhi karoge..
Boyfriend- behen tu ghar ja..
Tere mummy papa chinta kr rahe honge

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