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Ans:Bharatiy Shiksha
Abhiyan k antargat Aap ko
roz kuchh na kuchh padhna jaruri h
"Padhega India,Tabhi badhega India"
story: once a boy was
smoking at airport.
Girl asked:1 din me kitne
cigrete peete ho.?
Boy:why.? Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein
cirgrete pe kharch kiye huye
paise bachate to samne khari
hui car tmhari hoti...
Boy: Ap cigrate peeti hai..?
Girl: No. Boy: To kya wo car apki hai..?
Girl: No.
Boy: Thanks for advice,
Wo car meri he hai...
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se
bezti bhi ho jati hai ..
Wo MsG TuMNe MuJHe ABHi
BHeJa THa Wo DuBaRa BHeJo
PLZ..!
CoNFuSeD?
KaBHi KoI MsG BHeJa H Jo DuBaRa BHeJoGe
"KaNJus" !
Apni Pasand ka koi 1 Fruit
Choose Karo
.
Apple
Lemon 0range
Mango
Banana
Chery
.
. Or rply mt krna, Kharid Kr
Kha Lena.
Fruits r good 4 health..
bahu- maji, ye abhi tak nhi aaye,
kahi koi dusri aurat?
saas- kalmuhi,tu hamesh hi
ulta sochti h,aisa bhi to ho sakta h ki ,
truck ke niche aa gya ho..
Teacher: Agar apna character
sudharna hai to sab aurato ko
MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera
character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega...
Na muje kisi ka dil chahie..,
Na Muje jmane se koi aas hai..,
Jo apna smjh kr apni saheli ka
no dilwa de..
Muje us dost ki talash hai.
Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass
lagte ho
Nazro se dur rehkar bhi khas
lagte ho Har baar dusro ka diya SMS
bhejte ho
Aur khud ko “TULSIDAS” samajhte ho
Hosle Sare aazma baithe,
Hum zamane k gam utha
baithe,
Jiski Chahat me Umar bhar Tadpe,
Uski hi Shaadi ki Biryani Kha Baithe.
Girl Friend: Kuch aisa bolo ke
mere dil ki dhadkan tez ho
jaaye!
.
. .
Boy Friend: wo dekh tera Baap.