PANI AANAY KI BAAT
KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE
HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI
DHOIYA TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE
HOO
Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap,
Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap,
Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao
ka koi thikana nahi hota…
Kid-mom did u c me b4 i was
born?
Mom-no i didn't
kid-den after i was born how
did u know its me?
. Such kids bcum external
examiners 4 viva!
Are O friendwa...!
Kaisan ho.?
Kauno baat pe naraj ho ka.?
Tohar smswa k darshan kiye
kafi samay bit gawa re.
Tanik ek-dui sms wa bhijwai do hamar TunTuniya pe.
Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab
Prithvi par Pani nhi rahega,
Jeev jantu nasht ho
jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho
jayegi..
Sardar: Sir to kya us din school aana hai??
Techer Ka DarJa MAA Se B
Uncha Hota H?
Pta hai
Qki MAA Apni Lori Se Sirf Ek
Bache Ko Sulati H Or_Teacher
Apne Lctr Se Puri Class Ko sulati h.
Boyfrnd-Main Tumhari Roz-
Roz Ki Farmaishon Se Tang
Aakar Khudkhushi Kar Raha
Hu.
Girlfrnd-Achchha 1White Suit
To Dila Do.
BY-Q?
GL-13v Pe Kya Pehnugi?
Boy- Ro Q rhi ho?
Girl- Mere marks bahut kam
aaye hai.
Boy-Bata kitne aye hai?
Girl- Sirf 88 %
Boy- Khuda ka khof kar zalim
itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate
Na Aasman Fata, Na Dharti Hili
Fir Apne Kaise Socha Humare
Msg Se Mukti Mili
Are Hum Zara Se Busy Kya
Huye Ki Apne Maan Liya K Ye Musibat
To Tali....
Girl- Main jb bhi phon krti hu
tum Shaving kr rhe hote ho,
Din me kitni baar shaving krte
ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar.
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAI hu.