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Maa ne kaha facebook chhor do.
Abba ne kaha night package chor do.
Doston ne kaha mobile se balance churana chhor do.
Paaro ne kaha dew peena chor do.
Aur
Ek din aayega jab girl friend ke bachche bolenge.
Maamu ab toh hamari ammi ka pichha chhor do

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Mere Hath Me Tera Haath Ho
Tere Hath Me Bajuwale Ka Haath Ho
Aur Uske Hath Me Mera Haath Ho Fir...
Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege Ghoom-ghoom

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दुनियां मै चार काम बहुत् मुश्किल हें
1 चीटी को लिपस्टिक लगाना
2 हाथी को गोद मै बिठाना
3 मछर को कपड़े पहनाना
4 और बीवी को समझाना

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आंटी : बेटा क्या कर रहे हो आजकल ?
पप्पू : आंटी सायंटिस्ट हूं
आंटी : वाह क्या करते हो ?
पप्पू : बैठे-बैठे ऑक्सिजन को कार्बन
डाइऑक्साइड में बदलता हूं

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Kitne Tohfe Deti Hai. Ye Mohabbat
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Bewafai Alag
Judai Alag
Tanhai Alag
Or
Mummy Se Pitai Alag.
'(',')'

Mummy Aram Se Maro
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Aashiq Hon Rajnikant Nai..

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Heart Attack Wali Beizzati
Girl To Boy: Jannu Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
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Boy: You R So Beautiful Aunty Ji.

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Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar DilKo Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo

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Rajnikant – Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
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Big B – Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
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Rajnikant – Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai…

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3 boys proposed a girl
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1st:” Mai tmhare lye apni jaan de skta hu..
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Girl:” Wo to sab kehte hain..
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2nd:” Mai tmhare liye chand tare tor kar la sakta hu..
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Girl:” Purana dailouge hai..
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3rd:” Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1.ltr Petrol dalwaunga
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Girl:” Ankho me ansu k sath Pagal itna chahta hai mujhe…

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Teacher:Whats ur name?
Boy:Tata Indicom
Techer:What can you read?
Boy:Hutch ka chota recharge sirf 10 rs me
Teacher:apki life ka kya hoga?
Boy:Spice hai to life hai
Teacher:Tum apni life mai karna kya chahte ho?
Boy:Kar lo dunia muthi me
teacher:Class se bahar chlay jao
Boy:Aisi aazadi aur kahaan?

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