Jokes-Funny SMS

"AAROHI"
"Kya biggboss?"

"Biggboss chahte hai ki aapka ghar se beghar hone ka samay aa gaya
hai"

"Par kyun biggboss?"

"Kuch nahi; bass yuhi"

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If U Cry On Seeing The Question Paper
It Is An Insult..
But
If Teacher Cries On Seeing Ur Answer Paper
It Is Ur ACHIEVEMENT..!

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Sardar To His Frnd..
I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before I Go To Office..
And, U..?
Frnd: I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go To Office..
Sardar: Ha, Ha, Ha..! Me The First..!

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Humne aapki yaad me ro-ro kr tub bhar diye,
wah wah,
Humne aapki yaad me ro-ro kr tub bhar diye,
wah wah,



Aap itne bewafa nikle ki usme naha kr chal diye...

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Kash aap bakri hote.
hum aapko ghaas khilate.
or jor jor se aapke singh hilate.
or poochte ki SMS kon karega tum ya mai
or aap pyar se kehete
mai....mai...mai

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Girl: Mera mobile Maa ke paas rehta
hai...
Boy: Agar pakdi gayi toh ???
Girl: Tumhara number 'Battery Low'
naam se save hai,
Jab bhi tumhara call aata hai, Maa
kehti hai lo Charge karlo.

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Romantic Hero To Srk Jaisa
Hona Chahiye.....
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Pyar Ka Izhar To Tusshar
Kapoor V Kr Leta Hai.

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Actor Tailented Hona
Chahiye.
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Star To Chanel Bhi Hai...?

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Patient To Doctor:
Aapne Nurse Bahut Achhi
Rakhi He
Uska Haath Lagte Hi Main
Theek Ho Gaya
Dr:janta Hu, Thapad Ki Aawaz Yaha Tak Aa
Rahi Thi.

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Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai…
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai.
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par…
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Kyunki
.
Darr ke aage Jeet hai.

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