"AAROHI"
"Kya biggboss?"
"Biggboss chahte hai ki aapka ghar se beghar hone ka samay aa gaya
hai"
"Par kyun biggboss?"
"Kuch nahi; bass yuhi"
If U Cry On Seeing The Question Paper
It Is An Insult..
But
If Teacher Cries On Seeing Ur Answer Paper
It Is Ur ACHIEVEMENT..!
Sardar To His Frnd..
I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before I Go To Office..
And, U..?
Frnd: I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go To Office..
Sardar: Ha, Ha, Ha..! Me The First..!
Humne aapki yaad me ro-ro kr tub bhar diye,
wah wah,
Humne aapki yaad me ro-ro kr tub bhar diye,
wah wah,
Aap itne bewafa nikle ki usme naha kr chal diye...
Kash aap bakri hote.
hum aapko ghaas khilate.
or jor jor se aapke singh hilate.
or poochte ki SMS kon karega tum ya mai
or aap pyar se kehete
mai....mai...mai
Girl: Mera mobile Maa ke paas rehta
hai...
Boy: Agar pakdi gayi toh ???
Girl: Tumhara number 'Battery Low'
naam se save hai,
Jab bhi tumhara call aata hai, Maa
kehti hai lo Charge karlo.
Romantic Hero To Srk Jaisa
Hona Chahiye.....
.
.
.
.
Pyar Ka Izhar To Tusshar
Kapoor V Kr Leta Hai.
Actor Tailented Hona
Chahiye.
.
.
.
Star To Chanel Bhi Hai...?
Patient To Doctor:
Aapne Nurse Bahut Achhi
Rakhi He
Uska Haath Lagte Hi Main
Theek Ho Gaya
Dr:janta Hu, Thapad Ki Aawaz Yaha Tak Aa
Rahi Thi.
Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai…
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai.
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par…
.
Kyunki
.
Darr ke aage Jeet hai.