Jokes-Funny SMS

Santa: Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaak Kyu Diya.?
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Banta: Saali Characterless Thi.....!
Shaadi Mujhse Ki Aur Bacche Bhagwan Se Mangti Hai..!!!

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Santa: Yaar Murgi Ke Bacche Ande Todkar Bahar Kaise A Jate Hain..?
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Banta: Mujhe To Ye Samjh Me Nahi Aata....
Saale Band Ande Me Ghus Kaise Jate Hain..!!!

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Jung Me Santa Ne Bullet Proof Jacket Ki Jagah Machchardani Pehni...!
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Banta: Aisa Kyu..?
Santa: Jisme Machchar Nahi Ghus Sakta Usme Goli Kaise Ghusegi...!!!

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Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear
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On Choosing One He Asks: How Much For This.?
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Shopkeeper: Rs 500
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Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear Dikhaao
Party Wear Nahi Chahiye..!!!

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Finally I Decided To Buy Iphone 5S
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Anyone Looking For a Kidney ;-)

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Do Not Change Your Toothpaste...
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Aakhir Tumne Uska Namak Khaya Hai..:-P

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Santa Ke Lips Jale Hue Thay
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Banta: Kaise Jale.?
Santa: Wife Ko Railway Station Drop Karne Gaya Tha
Banta: To.?
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Santa: Khusi Ke Mare
Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya..!!!

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Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife
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Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi..
Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.?
Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh
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Hot Coffee = Rs 15
Cold Coffee = Rs 45

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Banta: Ye Chaku Kyu Ubaal Rahe Ho.?
Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye
Banta: To Fir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai
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Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye..!!!

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A Street Dog Was Chasing Santa
And He Was Laughing
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A Bystander: Why Are U Laughing.?
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Santa: I Have An Airtel Phone
But Still Hutch Network Is Following Me..!!!

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