Jokes-Funny SMS

Agree..?

If A Girl Has Balance In
Her Cell, Then She Definitely
Has A Boyfriend..
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And If A Boy Has Sufficient
Balancein His Cell,
Then He Surely Does Not
Have Any Girlfriend ....;)

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1 Aurat Chappal Wali Dukaan Pe:
Chappal Dikhao.
Dukan Dar: Ktna Number?
Aurat: "36 Number"
Dukan Dar: Bahan Ji,
Dimag Pe Zor Laga Ke Socho,
Kya Lene Aayi Ho. .... ;)

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1 Marwari Ka Dard Means
Lucky Ka Dard Tadapti
Mohabbat Ka Bas Itna
Fasana Hain,
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Girlfriend Milne Ko Bol
Rahi Hain,
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Par Dukaan Kholne Jaana Hain :-D:-D

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Biwi: “Aap Ne Pichle Saal Meri
Birthday Pe Mujhe Lohay Ka Bed
Banwa Ke Diya Tha, Iss Dafa Aapka
Kya Iraada Hai?”
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Shohar: “Iss Saal Uss Mein
Current Chorne Ka Iraada Hai.”:-) :-)

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Dekho kabutar ur raha hai...
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Abe mobile nahi...Aasmaan me dekh...
Ha... Ha... Ha... Ha.....

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संता ने फेसबुक पर अपना अकाउंट खोला...
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काफी देर तक सोचता रहा के वॉल पर
क्या लिखा जाए...
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फिर उसने लिखा
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.'यहां पेशाब करना मना है'... !!!

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Usko Ana Ho Ga To Khud Hi Chali Aye Gi,,,



Yun Beth Ker Bathroom Mein Zor Laganey Sey Kya Faida...
:-P

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Wife: Shaadi Ke Pehle To Tum Mujhe Roz Gift Dete Thay.....
Ab Kyu Nahi Dete..?
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Husband: Machchali Pakadne Ke Baad Bhi Kya Koi Chara Dalta Hai..!!!

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Wife: Tumne Kabi Socha Hai Ki Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jati To Kya Hota..?
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Husband: Nahi...!
Maine Kabi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha..!!!

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Husband: Kal Mere Khwab Me Ek Ladki Aayi Thi.......
Wah..! Kya Ladki Thi...!
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Wife: Akele Aayi Hogi..?
Husband: Tum Ko Kaise Pata Hai...!
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Wife: Uska Husband Mere Khwab Me Aaya Tha...!!!

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