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Ek Angrej Hindi Sikhne
Ke Liye India Aaya..

15 Din Yahi Raha, Finally
Usne 2 Baate Sikhi:

1. Shukar Hai, Light Aa Gayi..
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2. Iski Maa Ki.....Phir Chali Gayi..:-P

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Fighter Pilot Pappu, Kamyabi K Baad
Apna Jahaaz Land Karne Pe Bohut
Khush Hua..
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Niche Utarne Pe Ground Staff Ne
Usey Hatho Hath Lia

Aur Uski Wardi Utarne Me Help Karne
Lage..
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Pappu (Fakr Se): Aaj Maine Pakistan
Ke 4 Jahaaz, 2
Helicopter Or 1 Tank Ko Mara Hai..
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Ground Staff: Wo Sab To Theek Hai
Lekin Sir Ji Apne 1 Galti Kar Di..
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Pappu: Kaun Si Galti?
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Ground Staff: Bas Aap Isi Khushi Me
Pakistan Me Hi Land Kar Gaye Hain

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Pehle Wo Meri Gf Thi
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Mai Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi
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Phir Wo Meri Mangetar Bani,
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Wo Bolti Thi Main Sunta Tha
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Jab Wo Meri Biwi Bani
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Hum Dono Bolte Hai
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Mohalla Sunta Hai... :P :O :D

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Boy To Girl: Tumhari Age Kya Hai?
Girl: 16 Yrs.
Boy: Tumne 5 Saal Pehle Bhi
Yehi Batai Thi.
Girl: Dekha Ladkiyan Zubaan
Ki Kitni Pakki Hoti Hain.:-*

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Ravan: Bhiksha De Do
Lady: Ye Lo
Ravan: Ha Ha Ha. Main Bhikshuk
Nahi Ravan Hu.
Lady: Main Bhi Sita Nahi
Rakhi Sawant Hu!

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Dad: Is Baar Pass Ho Ya Fail,
Bike Zarur Dilaunga.
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Son: Konsi Bike?
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Dad" Pass Hue To 'Pulsar'
College Jaane Ke Liye.
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Fail Hue To
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'Rajdoot' Doodh Bechne Ke Liye:->

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Wrong Number:
"Hello, Fridge Chal Raha Hai?"
Admi: "Haan Chal Raha Hai"
Ap Kon??
Caller: "To Phir Pakad Lo..
Warna Bhaag Jayega"
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Again Call...
Callar: Fridge Hai??
Admi Gusse Sy: Nhi Hai
Caller: Kaha Tha Na Pakad
Lo Bhaag Jaega....=))

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Golden Thought Of The Day
Girls Express Their Feelings
With Gussa And Tears...
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Boys Express Their Feelings
Wid Sutta & Beers...!!B-)

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Ek Aadmi Ram Mandir Gaya
Rone Laga He Bhagwan!
Meri Biwi Kho Gayi
Ram Bole: Bajuwale
Hanuman Mandir Me Ja
Meri Bhi Usine
Dhoond Di Thi.:-/

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Marwadi: Tu Muje 30 Hajar Rs
De De Mai Tujhe 2 Month K
Baad Lota Dunga.

Sindhi (After 2mnth):
Chal Apna Wada Pura Kar

Marwadi
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(___)
Ye Le "Lota"

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