Jokes-Funny SMS

Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe
Chad Jaun To.. Engineering
College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi
Banta: Pir Hath Chod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi

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Ek Waqt Tha Jab Aapke Msg Aise Aate Thay,
Jaise Kisi Ne Aap Ke Sar Pe Pistol Rakhi Hui Hai,
Aur Aap Se Sms Karwa Raha Hai..
Magar Ab To Lagta Hai Kisi
Ne Aap Ko Goli Hi Maar Di Hai!

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Kya Halat Ho Gayi Hai Zamane Ki,
Sab Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai Paise Bachane Ki..
Sms To Company Ne Kab Ke Saste Kar Diye,
Par Fitrat Nahi Badli Tumhari Chillar Bachane Ki..

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Raj In Hotel, Mai Yaha Nahi
Rahunga Mere Paise Wapas
Karo.. Itna Chota Room Mujhe
Janwar Samjha Hai Kya..?
Waiter: Mere Baap, Room Me
Chal Ye Lift Hai..!

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Beta: Papa Ye Sms Kisi Kehte
Hain, Aur Ye Kis Ke Kaam
Aata Hai?
Papa: Beta Ye Vip Log Bhejte
Hain Aur Kanjoos Logo Ke
Padhne Ke Kaam Aata Hai.!

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Ek Aadmi God Se: Tune Bachpan
Diya Cheen Liya,
Jawani Diya Cheen Le,
Paise Diye Wapis Le Liye,
Ek Biwi Bhi De Hai Lena Bhul Gya Kya...?

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Girlfriend Or Boyfriend Ke
Ek He School Me Sath Padhne
Se Kya Fayda Hota Hai.?
Socho.. Aur Socho..
Ans: Attendance 100% Hota Hai.

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Principal: Class Ke Saare Bacche
Time Se Aa Jaate Hai But Tum
Roz Late Aate Ho Kyu..?
Student: Sir , Jhund Me To Kutte
Aate Hai,
SHER To Humesa Akela He Aata Hai..!

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n Exam Teacher Said: Write Ur
Lovers Name On Paper
After 5 Sec All Girls Said:
Finished Madam After 1 Hour All
Boys Said: Extra Sheet Plzzz
Thoko Like Boys K Liye

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Agar Aap Kisi Se Pyaar Karte Hai,
To Hi Neeche Padhiye.
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Ruk Teri Mummy Ko Btata Hun.
Auntyy......
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