Jokes-Funny SMS

Good Morning Ke
Baad AfternoonHua Hai,
Good Morning Ke
Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
Daya Ye Sadharan Maut
Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.

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Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu
Me Chand Sitare Chaye He
Raat K Pehlu Me Chand
Sitare Chaye He Madam Darwaja
Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aye Hai.

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Santa: Yaar Mere Biwi Mujhe
Chod Ke Chale Gaye...
Banta: Pakka Tu Uska Khayal
Nhi Rkhta Hoga..
Santa: Nhi Yaar... Sagi Behan Ke
Tarha Khayal Rkhta Tha Uska..!!

Like SMS - 49 - SMS Length: 164 Santa Banta SMS

Tu Ek Baar Roothi To Manaenge
Tu Dubara Roothi To Phir
Manaenge Agr Fir Roothi Fir Manaenge,
Agr Tu Baar Baar
Roothi To Kaan Ke Neeche 2 Lagaenge,
Aur Tujhse
Milne Sab Hospital Aayenge....!

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Sharabi Hawa Me Coin Uchaal
Kar Bola: Heads Aaya To Wiskey,
Tails Aaya To Vodka,
Zamin Pe Khda Rha To Rum,
Aur Hawa Me Rha To Aaj Se Daaru Band..!

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Jo Jitahe Woh Sikandar,
Jo Harre Woh Jail Ke Aandar,
Jo Ye SMS Share Kare Usko Jaadu Ke Jahppi,
Jo Unlike Kare Use Bandar Ke Pappi,
Soch Lo Ab!

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Banta: Ye Chaku Kyu Ubaal Rahe Ho.?
Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye!
Banta: To Fir Ubaalne Ki
Kya Zarurat Hai.?
Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye!

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Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..!
Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi
Ho Jayegi..
Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.?
Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..!
Hot Coffee = Rs 15
Cold Coffee = Rs 45

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Pyar Ho Jata Hain Ya Karna
Padta Hain..?
Cute Answer By A Beautiful Girl..
Ladka Smart Ho To Ho Jata Hain,
Agar
Ameer Ho To Karna Padta Hain.

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Techar: Student Se Lofar
Aur Offer Me Kya Antar Hai,
Student: Agr Ladka I Love U Bole To Lofar,
Aur Agr
Ladki Bole To Offer!

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