Jokes-Funny SMS

Khuda Bohot Mehrban He Ki
Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat
Nhi Rakhi Vrna Hm Ap Jse
Dost Ki Qeemat Kese Ada
Krte Qki Chawanni
Athhani Ab Kaha Chlti He.

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Santa Bank Me Paise Jama Karne Gaya
Cashier: Tumhare Note Nakli Hai
Santa: Tujhe Kya Fark Padta Hai ?
Jama To Mere Account Me Ho Raha Hai Na.

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Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Mere Hai,
Aankhe Uske Jheel Se Gehari Hai,
Parpose Kar Kar Ke Tahak Gaya,
Tab Jaake Jaana Ke Woh Behari Hai...!

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Beta: Maa Hum Diwali Ke Sare
Pathke Is Dukaan Se Lenge..
Maa: Beta Ye Dukaan Nhi
Girls Hostel Hai..
Boy: Par Papa To Kehta Hai
Yaha Ek Se Ek Patakhe Hai..!

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Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jaate Hain,
Fir Bhi Labon Pe Hansi Rakne Padhte Hai,
Ye Haal Tab Hota Hai Jab Lambe Safar
Me SUSU Rokne Padhta Hai.!

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Dulha Romantic Andaz Me
Bola May I Kiss U Darling ?
.
Dulhan Sharmatae Hue Boli
Humne To Kabhi Gairo Ko Bhi
Manaa Nai Kiya,
Aap Toh Fir Bhi Apne Ho..

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Ek Shadi Me Ek Ladka 1 Ladki Ko,
Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Rha Tha.
Girl: Impress Hokar Kyo Dekh
Rhe Ho Itni Der Se..
Boy: I Was Thinking Agar Aap
Meri Mummy Hoti To,
Mai Bhi Kitna Sundar Hota.

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Dinesh: Agar Tumhare Pas 15 Apple Hai,
Usme Se 6 Aarti Ko
4 Priya Ko
Aur 4 Tanu Ko De Do
To Tumhe Kya Milenge,
Shyam: 3 New Girl Friend..

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Dr: Aapke Biwi Ab Sirf 2
Din Ke Mehman Hai,
Santa: Sorry Ke Koi Baat
Nhi Hai Doctar Saab,
Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gye To 2
Din Hi Nikal He Jayenge!

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Khusi Ke Liye Aansou Kurbaan,
Hansi Ke Liye Gum Kurbaan,
Dost Ke Liye Jaan Kurbaan,
Agr Dost Ke Girlfend Mil Jaaye,
To Saala Dosti Bhi Kurbaan!!

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