Jokes-Funny SMS

Nepali: Saab Ye Shaam Singh Ka
Mobile Kaha Milega?
.
Salesman: Pata Nahi
.
Nepali: Saab Ji Tv Me Ad To
Isi Dukan Ka Hai.
.
Salesman: Abey Saley Ye
Sham Singh Nahi, Samsung Hai!

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Yun To Haam Hain Bal Brahamchari,
Zaha Larki Dekhi Aakh Mari,
Pat Gai To Hamari,
Warna Fir Se Bal Bramhchari.

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Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit Agar
Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt Hoti
Hai To Nani Ke Charno Me Kya
Hoti Hai.
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai Nani
Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.

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Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho
Kar Bhagwan Bole:
Var Mango Vats
Santa: Prabhu!!
Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Mein
Vaisa Nahi Hu..
Mujhe Vadhu Chahiye..

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Taxi Wala: Sir Sorry
Main Meter Chalu Karna
Bhul Gaya.
Santa: Oye Paji Koi Gal
Nahi Main Bhi Apna
Batwa Ghar Bhul Gaya Hu.

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Husband Apni Saas Se:
Apki Beti Mein To
Hazaron Kamiyan Hain.
Saas: Haan Beta,
Isi Vajah Se To Use
Achcha Ladka Nahi Mila..

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Teachar: Batao Aisa Kaun Sa
Jagh Hai Jise Banata To Hai
Aadmi Leki Wah Wahan Nahi Jata
Rupam: Sir, Ladis Toilet

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Santa: Pahle To Tu Mujhe
Papa Bolti Thi! Ab Achanak
Dad Kyo Bolne Lagi,
Sony: Papa Bolne Se Meri
Lipistik Kharab Ho Jati Thi.

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Ek Baar Santa Darwaaza Tod
Kar Bazaar Mein Le Ja Raha
Tha Tabhi Banta Ne Pucha:
Ye Darwazaa Kahan Le Ke Jaa
Rha Hai? Santa: Yaar Mein Is
Ka Taala Kulwane Ja Raha Hu.

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Class Techar Ne Students
Ko "My Class Techar"
Pe Essey Lekne Ko Kha,
Thode Der Baad Ek Student
Ne Uth Kar Poocha,
Miss "Chikni"
Ko English Me Kya Kehte Ha..?

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