Professor To Students: “Ek Platform 2 Km Lamba Hai, Aandhi Chal Rahi Hai 60km/h Ki Speed Se, Ek Train Aayi Aur Delhi Se Mumbai Ki Taraf Chali Gayi”
To Sawal Ye Hai Ke: “Meri Umar Kitni Hai?”
Sab Bachhe Hairaan Ho Ke Ek Dusre Ki Shakal Dekhne Lage.
Pappu Ne Jawab Dene Ke Liye Hath Uthaya.
Pappu: “Sir Aapki Umar 42 Saal Hai”
Professor: “Good, Lekin Tumne Kese Calculate Kiya?”
Pappu: “Sir Hamare Ghar Ke Paas Ek Admi Rahta Hai, Wo Aadha Pagal Hai Aur Uski Umar 21 Saal Hai“
Ladki Ke Nakhre Ki Hadd Kya Ho Sakti Hai?
Ladki Doctor Ke Pass Gayi, Ladki Ko Sahi Salaamat Dekh Kar Doctor Ne Puchha
Doctor: “Kya Hua Hai Aapko?”
Ladki Boli: “Bas Kuch Nahi, Nazar Lag Gayi Hai. Koi Dawayi Hai To De Do
कंजूस दुकानदार का बेटा :-- पापा दो रुपए दो ना !..
कंजूस दुकानदार :-- नहीं दूंगा !..
बेटा :-- पापा दे दो ना, दूधवाले और मम्मी की एक बात बताऊंगा !..
कंजूस दुकानदार :-- ये लो पांच रुपए, जल्दी बता !...
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बेटा :-- दूधवाला मां को बोल रहा था कि अभी तक इस महीने के पैसेनहीं दिये, कल से दूध नहीं मिलेगा !
मोरल :- कंजूस का धन कंजूस का बेटा ही निकाल सकता है!
('.') Udas Ho?
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][ Mera Sms
Aa Gaya.
(",) Dance
_/))\_ Kr Lo.
!! 1,2,3
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Arey Bas Bas Nazar Lag Jaygi.
Gajini 2:
1st Scene
Amir Khan Ka Beta Apna Tifin Box
Road Par Khol Raha Tha.
Why?
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Wo Dekh Raha Tha K Wo School Ja Rha
Hai Ya School Se Aa Rha Hai.
('.') Lo Ji
<)'(> Arz
_/'/_ Kiya Hai.
Dunia Mein Bahut
Dard E Tanhai Hai
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Zalimo Tum B Msg Kro
Meri Kya Muft Ki Kamai Hai.
Master Jee Bole Bachho Se
Koi Ashiqi Wala Sher Sunaoo..
Student: Kutta Marta Hadee Pe
Bhukaa Marta Roti Pe..
Master Jee Aap Ke Do Ladkiya
Par Main To Marta Chooti Pe!
A Man Got A Call From Unknown
Number..
Girl: Hi, R U Single ?
Man: Yes, But Who R U ?
Ans: Your Wife..
Aaj Ghar Aana Tab Bataoogi..
Another Call From Unknown Number..
Girl: R U Married ?
Man: Yes, But Who R U ?
Girl: Your Girlfriend, U Cheat..
Man: sorry Baby, I Thought It
Was My Wife..
Ans: wife Hi Hoon Kutte,
Aaj Tu Bas Ghar Aaja
Aunty Said To My Mom
Meri Ladki Bta Rhi Thi K
Tmhara Ladka Raat 2-3 Bje
Tk Facebook Use Karta Hai
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My Mom Simply Said, Aapki
Ladki Ko Kaise Pta ? Raat
2 Bje Use Sapne Aate Hai..
Ek Gadha 2 Feet Ki Rassi
Se Bndha Hua Tha, Batao
Wo 7 Feet Door Pri Ghaas
Kese Khaye Ga? Haar Maan Li ?
Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi.