Jokes-Funny SMS

Professor To Students: “Ek Platform 2 Km Lamba Hai, Aandhi Chal Rahi Hai 60km/h Ki Speed Se, Ek Train Aayi Aur Delhi Se Mumbai Ki Taraf Chali Gayi”

To Sawal Ye Hai Ke: “Meri Umar Kitni Hai?”

Sab Bachhe Hairaan Ho Ke Ek Dusre Ki Shakal Dekhne Lage.

Pappu Ne Jawab Dene Ke Liye Hath Uthaya.

Pappu: “Sir Aapki Umar 42 Saal Hai”

Professor: “Good, Lekin Tumne Kese Calculate Kiya?”

Pappu: “Sir Hamare Ghar Ke Paas Ek Admi Rahta Hai, Wo Aadha Pagal Hai Aur Uski Umar 21 Saal Hai“

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Ladki Ke Nakhre Ki Hadd Kya Ho Sakti Hai?

Ladki Doctor Ke Pass Gayi, Ladki Ko Sahi Salaamat Dekh Kar Doctor Ne Puchha

Doctor: “Kya Hua Hai Aapko?”

Ladki Boli: “Bas Kuch Nahi, Nazar Lag Gayi Hai. Koi Dawayi Hai To De Do

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कंजूस दुकानदार का बेटा :-- पापा दो रुपए दो ना !..
कंजूस दुकानदार :-- नहीं दूंगा !..
बेटा :-- पापा दे दो ना, दूधवाले और मम्मी की एक बात बताऊंगा !..
कंजूस दुकानदार :-- ये लो पांच रुपए, जल्दी बता !...
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बेटा :-- दूधवाला मां को बोल रहा था कि अभी तक इस महीने के पैसेनहीं दिये, कल से दूध नहीं मिलेगा !
मोरल :- कंजूस का धन कंजूस का बेटा ही निकाल सकता है!

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('.') Udas Ho?
_|)(|_chalo Ab
][ Mera Sms
Aa Gaya.
(",) Dance
_/))\_ Kr Lo.
!! 1,2,3
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<< Pal-pal Na Mane Tinku Jiya.
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Arey Bas Bas Nazar Lag Jaygi.

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Gajini 2:
1st Scene
Amir Khan Ka Beta Apna Tifin Box
Road Par Khol Raha Tha.
Why?
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Wo Dekh Raha Tha K Wo School Ja Rha
Hai Ya School Se Aa Rha Hai.

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('.') Lo Ji
<)'(> Arz
_/'/_ Kiya Hai.
Dunia Mein Bahut
Dard E Tanhai Hai
\('',)/''Wah
\ \ Wah
_/ \_ Wah
Zalimo Tum B Msg Kro
Meri Kya Muft Ki Kamai Hai.

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Master Jee Bole Bachho Se
Koi Ashiqi Wala Sher Sunaoo..
Student: Kutta Marta Hadee Pe
Bhukaa Marta Roti Pe..
Master Jee Aap Ke Do Ladkiya
Par Main To Marta Chooti Pe!

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A Man Got A Call From Unknown
Number..
Girl: Hi, R U Single ?
Man: Yes, But Who R U ?
Ans: Your Wife..
Aaj Ghar Aana Tab Bataoogi..
Another Call From Unknown Number..
Girl: R U Married ?
Man: Yes, But Who R U ?
Girl: Your Girlfriend, U Cheat..
Man: sorry Baby, I Thought It
Was My Wife..
Ans: wife Hi Hoon Kutte,
Aaj Tu Bas Ghar Aaja

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Aunty Said To My Mom
Meri Ladki Bta Rhi Thi K
Tmhara Ladka Raat 2-3 Bje
Tk Facebook Use Karta Hai
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My Mom Simply Said, Aapki
Ladki Ko Kaise Pta ? Raat
2 Bje Use Sapne Aate Hai..

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Ek Gadha 2 Feet Ki Rassi
Se Bndha Hua Tha, Batao
Wo 7 Feet Door Pri Ghaas
Kese Khaye Ga? Haar Maan Li ?
Gadhay Ne Bhi Maan Li Thi.

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