Jokes-Funny SMS

Can u think k
"2+5=11"
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thora aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
"GHALTI SE"

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Attendence...
Pappu
Yes sir
Bablu
Yes sir
Tinku
Yes sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu...
Button dabana band kar,teri baari hai,attendence lagwa

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Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki
Apni khuahishon ko mat chupao
unhe zrurat hai barhane ki
Ab aur perfume mat lagao tumhe zarurat ha nahane k

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Machhar Bola Insaan Se
Mat Maro Hume Jaan Se,
Jang Chhid Jayegi,
Dushmani Badh Jayegi,
Mana Ki Aap Me Junoon H,
Par Humari Ragon Me Bi
To Aap Hi Ka Khoon.

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Bahut Muskil Ho Jaata Ha
Us Waqt Jabaab Dena
Jab Banda Bathroom Me Ho..
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Aur Girlfrnd Pooche Le..
Jaanu Kya Kar Rhe Ho..?

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Dil To Krta H Ki Chhod Jau
Ye Zalim Duniya
Phir Khyal Ata H Ki Mummy
Ki Hone Wali "Bahu" Ka
Kya Hoga??
('¡')/ Na Ji Na
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Program Cancel...

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Sab Kehte The.... Jab Tak
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Rahega,Samose Mai Aalu..
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Tab Tak Rahega,Bihar Mai Lalu..
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Hua Kya..?
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" BABAJI KA THULU"

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Teri Mohabbat Me Sub Kuch
Bhula Diya Hai
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(◦.◦)
<) )>
_/ /_ Yakeen Na Aaye To Khud Dekh
Lo...
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A For Cat,
B For Goat,
C For Horse
D For Ball

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2 Ladkiyan Aapas Me Lad Rahi Thi..
To Pas Me Se Ek Sharabi Guzra..
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1st Girl: Ye Sharabi Tera Boyfriend..!!
2nd Girl: Nahi Tera Boyfriend..!!
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1st Girl: Tera.!! .
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2nd Girl: Tera..!!
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Sharabi : Zor Se Bola '' Me Ruku Ya
Jau..''??? ^=^ ^=

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Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Fail
Ho Gayi Hein..!
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Ye Sunkr Pehle To Pappu Bahut Roya
Fir Achanak Kuchh Soch Kr Bola.
Pappu: Kya Doctor Sahab,
Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho,
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Meri Kidney Kabhi School Hi Nahi
Gayi,
(◦.◦)
<) )>
_/ /_ To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi..!?!

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