Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

mithoo apne papa se: papa 5+5 kitne hotey hai?
papa:Ullu duffer,gadhe, idiot,nalayak,
stupid Besharam;tujhe kuch nahi ata,
Ja andar se calculator la.

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Added 9 years ago

Mentel hospital ke opretion thetor me
Opretion tyar
Saman mojod
Doctor mojod
Narsen mojod
Magar pagal
SMS parhne me masrof..

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Added 9 years ago

Mobiles py ek virus aya hy
agar 0420,0001 say koi call aye to attend mat karna warna
Insan ban jao ge Sialkot me 2 gadhay insan ban gai hain So be careful.

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Added 9 years ago

hanso
khelo
naacho
gao
duniya ki parwa mat karo
kyun k
duniya janti hai k pagal aisi harkatein karte rehte hain.

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Added 9 years ago

Dil se Aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap k Siva koi yaad Aata nahi,
Hasrat hai k roz Aap ko daikhon-
Par wo BANDAR wala aap ko roz lata nhi..

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Added 9 years ago

Let's play a game...
Its very interesting
Ready?
3
2
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Start
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Kia start?
Nalayak
Koi kaam b kar liya karo.
Har waqt khelne ki pari rehti ha!

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Added 9 years ago

Bewaquf ki 3 nishania;
1. miss call karega
2. SMS muskura k parhega or khud kabi nahi kare ga
3. Don't scroll down
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Jis baat se mana karo zarur karega.

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Added 9 years ago

Bacha:"Mama kal papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker...
Mom:"Bus...! Abhi jab papa aayenge tou phir batana."
Papa aate hain...
Maan bete se: "haan beta keya huwa tha?"
Beta: "Papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker, jo bashir uncle aapke saath karte hai na,
woh ker rahe the!

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Added 9 years ago

Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)

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Added 9 years ago

Police constable to his son:
"tumhara result acha nahee aya.
Aaj say tumhara khelna aur t.v band!"
Son: yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla yaheen khatam karo.

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