Jokes-Funny SMS

mithoo apne papa se: papa 5+5 kitne hotey hai?
papa:Ullu duffer,gadhe, idiot,nalayak,
stupid Besharam;tujhe kuch nahi ata,
Ja andar se calculator la.

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Mentel hospital ke opretion thetor me
Opretion tyar
Saman mojod
Doctor mojod
Narsen mojod
Magar pagal
SMS parhne me masrof..

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Mobiles py ek virus aya hy
agar 0420,0001 say koi call aye to attend mat karna warna
Insan ban jao ge Sialkot me 2 gadhay insan ban gai hain So be careful.

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hanso
khelo
naacho
gao
duniya ki parwa mat karo
kyun k
duniya janti hai k pagal aisi harkatein karte rehte hain.

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Dil se Aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap k Siva koi yaad Aata nahi,
Hasrat hai k roz Aap ko daikhon-
Par wo BANDAR wala aap ko roz lata nhi..

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Let's play a game...
Its very interesting
Ready?
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Start
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Kia start?
Nalayak
Koi kaam b kar liya karo.
Har waqt khelne ki pari rehti ha!

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Bewaquf ki 3 nishania;
1. miss call karega
2. SMS muskura k parhega or khud kabi nahi kare ga
3. Don't scroll down
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Jis baat se mana karo zarur karega.

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Bacha:"Mama kal papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker...
Mom:"Bus...! Abhi jab papa aayenge tou phir batana."
Papa aate hain...
Maan bete se: "haan beta keya huwa tha?"
Beta: "Papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker, jo bashir uncle aapke saath karte hai na,
woh ker rahe the!

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Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)

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Police constable to his son:
"tumhara result acha nahee aya.
Aaj say tumhara khelna aur t.v band!"
Son: yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla yaheen khatam karo.

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