Jokes-Funny SMS

Dil main basa hai pyar tera,
Ankhon main basi hai tasveer teri,
Jab aati hai yaad teri,
Hum dekhte hain Tom and Jerry.

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Abey Oye ande k chhilke!
Aam ki gutthli!
Sadey hue bengan!
Ublay hue aaloo!
Murghi k choozay!
Africa k bandar!
Aisa kisi ko na bolo, feel hota hai yaar.

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Aati thi.... Jaati thi...
Hansti thi.... Hansati thi...
Bhagti thi.... Bhagati thi...
Bolti thi.... Bulwati thi...
Aaj pata chala saali ULLU banati thi.

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khudi ko kar buland itna ke tu himalay ke top pe ja sake,
aur phir khuda tujase puche,
abe gadhe ab niche utrega kese

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Woh bhi kya din the jab
log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....
par haaye hamari phooti kismat
us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the

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GF is beauty & WIFE is duty,
GF is springroll & WIFE is dabbagol,
GF is chuski & WIFE is risky,
GF is tootifrooty & WIFE is kismat photi..

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Ajeeb Hain Nakhre Tere.....,
Ajeeb Tera Style Hai......,
Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi......,
Hathoon Main MOBILE Hai...

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shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahi.
taj mahal banana tha par mumtaz mili nahin.
ek, din kismat khuli shadi huyi.
ab taj banana hai-par mumtaz marti nahin.

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Subha teri Sham meri ho
Din tera Raat meri ho
Hasi teri Udasi meri ho
Or jab maut aay ay dost Kabar teri Usme LASH
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O hello
TERI hi ho
Meri q ho.

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Hello, JAN !
Hi, JAN !
How r u JAN ?
What r u doing JAN ?
I Miss u JAN !!
Don't excited, the word of JAN is the short form of "JANWER"

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