Jokes-Funny SMS

Husband: Raja Dasarath Ke 3 Rani Thi.....
Wife: To Kya...?
Husband: To Mai 2 Shaadiyan Aur Kar Sakta Hu....
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Wife: Draupadi Ka Naam Suna Hai...?
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Husband: Tu Bhi Na Pagli Dil Pe Le Leti Hai....!!!

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Tum Muskrate Raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Mera Kya Jata Hai
Sub Tumhe Hi Pagal Kahain Ge.

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Mil gaya, oye mil gaya balley balley!!!
Mil he gaya aaj tau mil hi gaya
Yeh sms parhne wala aik aur bewakoof mil gaya.

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Agar dum hai to is sawal ka jawaab Haan ya Nahi mein de kar batao...
"Kya Aapko Pagalpan ke Daure padne band ho gaye Hain???"

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Abe dekh kya raha hai
Chavanyan hain itha le
Msg karne k kaam aaengi

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Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Besharmon ki tarah msg receive
kare jao khud na karna.

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Tu chand mange main chand dedu,
Tu raat mange main raat dedu,
Tu dil mange main dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange,
Bas yaar….
Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!

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IDE323
IDE 345
LD 1234
PH 1257
IDL129
LOG145
Arey itne ghor se kya dekh raha hai
Aaj sham se pehle in sab cars pe kapra mar dena.

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Kya aap k sar pe singh hain??
Nahi hain.
Check
Aik bar aur dekh lo
Kya nahi hain!!
Koi baat nahi
GADHEY k bhi nahi hote

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Tum muskrurate ho tau aisa lagta hai k insaan pehle Bandar tha.
Dekho ab gusa mat huna warna lage ga insaan aaj bhi Bandar hai.

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