Husband: Raja Dasarath Ke 3 Rani Thi.....
Wife: To Kya...?
Husband: To Mai 2 Shaadiyan Aur Kar Sakta Hu....
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Wife: Draupadi Ka Naam Suna Hai...?
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Husband: Tu Bhi Na Pagli Dil Pe Le Leti Hai....!!!
Tum Muskrate Raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Mera Kya Jata Hai
Sub Tumhe Hi Pagal Kahain Ge.
Mil gaya, oye mil gaya balley balley!!!
Mil he gaya aaj tau mil hi gaya
Yeh sms parhne wala aik aur bewakoof mil gaya.
Agar dum hai to is sawal ka jawaab Haan ya Nahi mein de kar batao...
"Kya Aapko Pagalpan ke Daure padne band ho gaye Hain???"
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Abe dekh kya raha hai
Chavanyan hain itha le
Msg karne k kaam aaengi
Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Besharmon ki tarah msg receive
kare jao khud na karna.
Tu chand mange main chand dedu,
Tu raat mange main raat dedu,
Tu dil mange main dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange,
Bas yaar….
Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!
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Arey itne ghor se kya dekh raha hai
Aaj sham se pehle in sab cars pe kapra mar dena.
Kya aap k sar pe singh hain??
Nahi hain.
Check
Aik bar aur dekh lo
Kya nahi hain!!
Koi baat nahi
GADHEY k bhi nahi hote
Tum muskrurate ho tau aisa lagta hai k insaan pehle Bandar tha.
Dekho ab gusa mat huna warna lage ga insaan aaj bhi Bandar hai.