Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Ravan Ke Sar : 10
Ankhe : 20
Nazar : sirf 1 Ladki seeta Par... !
Ajkal ke ladko ka Sar:1
Ankhen :2
Nazer:Har Ladki Par..!
Ab Btao
Asli ravan kaun..?

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1 Ladki Coke Pi Rahi Thi,
Achanak Us Me Se 1 Machhar Nikla
MACHHAR Bola : Maa.
Ladki: Mein Teri MAA Nahi Hu.
Machhar: Aisa Na Bol Maa,
Mein Teri COCK Se Nikla Hoon.

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Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I'll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I can't live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I even bought a diamondring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr..

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Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote Chote Baal Kyu Katwaye?
Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.

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Itna kamjor ho gaya hu tery judai se
ki
machar b utha le jate hai muje charpayi se

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Shaadi Ke 7 Sukh:

1. Subah Subah Garam Paani Milega (Bartan Dhone Ke Liye)
2. Pyare Pyare Bacche Milenge (Aapko Gadha Banane Ke Liye)
3. Har Roz Biwi Aapse Pyar Se Bolegi (Ration Lane Ke Liye)
4. Biwi Aapke Baahon Me Baahen Dalegi (Kharcha Pani Ke Liye)
5. Aap Gana Gana Shuru Kar Doge (Baccho Ko Sulane Ke Liye)
6. Wo Roz Taiyar Hokar Samne Ayegi (Shopping Jane Ke Liye)
7. Aapko Bhi Whisky Ka Maza Ayega (Kuch Der Gam Bhulane Ke Liye)

NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE

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Wife (Seeing Stars): Bataao Wo Kaun Si Cheez Hai...
Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte....?
Husband: Nahi Mai Nahi Bataunga
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Wife (Smiling): Nahi Bataao Na Plz Darling...
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Husband: Tera Muh.....!!!

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Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Bataao....?
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Santa: Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Savere Savere Tight.....!!!

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Doctor: Which Soap U Use...?
Santa: Bajrang Soap, Bajrang Paste,
Bajrang Brush....
Doctor: Is Bajrang An International Company...?
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Santa: No, Bajrang Is My Room Partner....!!!

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Teacher: Tum Late Kyu Aaye....?
Santa: Mummy Papa Lad Rahe Thay....
Teacher: Wo Lad Rahe Thay To Tum Kyu Late Aaye....?
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Santa: Mera 1 Juta Mummy Ke Pas
Aur Dusra Papa Ke Pas Tha.....!!!

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