Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:
Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
Punjab Police ka jalwa...
Santa Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha..
Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai..
Father to his son- How was the paper?
Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.
Father- acha,aur baki?
Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.
Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?
Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!
Fees maafi ke liye Application:
To
The Principal
High school
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi,
500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya…
Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla,
ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia…
Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash..
Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi…
Aapka pyara
Vidyarthi..
Chappal Chor
Kali Girlfriend Ko Gori Karne Ke 5 Tarike
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Muje Pata tha Tum Zarur
Parhoge. Kali GirlFriend Wale..
Jiska Dil Tuta Ho, Use
"GENERAL KNOWLEDGE"
Ki Jarurat Kyu Nahi Hoti..??
Socho...!
Kyuki Jab Dil Hi Toot Gaya..!
Ab "G K" Kya Kare.
Google+ and Gym.
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We all start first day...But never
go from next day. .
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Agree..??
Santa sent a msg to banta-
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Banta- what's this.
Santa- spicysms yar kha k dekh mast h
Hello.
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Kya Awaaj Nahi Aa Rahi??
Ab
Ab
Ab
Ab Bhi Nahi??
Kaise Aaye Gi Pagal?
Ye Sms Hai
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Chup Rhoge To Baat Kon Karega,
Ham Na Hoge To Yaad Kon Karega,
Mana Ke Ham Itne Sweet Nahi Jo Apko Pal Pal Yaad Aye,
Par Hum Na Rahe To Aapko Preshan Kon Karega.