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Dad- Beta 5 k baad kya ata h?
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Son- 6,7
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Dad- wah mera brilliant beta..
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Or 6,7 k bad?
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Son- 8,9,10..
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Dad- kya bat h beta,uske bad?
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Son- Gulam, begum, badshah... ..
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Aur sabse bada Akka
ये जोक पढ़कर आप हँसते हँसते मर सकते हैं :-
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लेकिन साहब, मुझे आपकी फ़िक्र थी इसलिए नहीं लिखा, क्यों बेकार में जान जोखिम में डालना
Arz hai...
"later d bus longer d que"
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gaur farmaiega
"later d bus longer d que"
"shorter d skirt awesome d
view"
Pappu : I Love You
Girl : Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata
Hai Kya..?
Pappu :- OH...Ho..
Propose KIYA NHI Ke GIFT
MAGNA SHURU
or gift b kya maang rhi h,
chappal
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Bhikharin Kahin Ki Chal Bhag
yaha se.
"Aapse Juda Hokar Mar Jayenge
'Marke Bhi Dosti Nibhajayenge
'Khuda Ko Manakar Aapko Bhi Upar Bulayenge'
'Fir Dono Sath Me Yamraj Ki Beti Ko Patayenge...
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Koma say jagey mareez ko permanent sula diya..!!
Arz Kiya Hai.
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Kitni Haseen Ho Aap,
Kitni Haseen Ho Aap,
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Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazro Se
Bachaya Karo.
Wah-Wah Wah-Wah
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Ankho Me Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi.
Ankho Me Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi.
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Gale Me Nimbu Mirchi Bhi Latkaya Karo.
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai,
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai,
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai,
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.
Girlfriend (gusse me) : tumhare
dimag me sirf gobar bhara hai...
CA student (pyaar se) : toh fir itni der
se kyu kha rahi ho
Pati patni mandir main!
Pati-tumne kya manga?
Patni-Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.
Patni-Aur aapne.
Pati-Ye mera saatwa janam ho
